garden fences.

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116290889693668701

My dad told me that if I masturbated too much, that I would go blind.

I said, "DAD, I'm overr HERE!"
😅

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I shipped the bottom half of some mannequins in a used coffin once and they got lost.

I knew I shouldn’t have put all my legs in one casket.

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A dung beetle walks into a bar

https://lemmy.world/post/44725270

One was a salted

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Our next voting bracket topic is Favorite Dad Jokes! And it’s a DOUBLE BRACKET! 128 groaners in the first round!

Vote now in Round One! Everyone is welcome!
The deadline is Thursday evening, March 26.

https://votingbrackets.com/favorite-dad-jokes-2026-round-one/

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I got robbed the other day and called the cops. They asked me if I had a description of the suspect.

https://lemmy.world/post/44720620

Scientists trying to recreate the sounds Tyrannosaurus rex made have admitted defeat after failing to find a fossil with a complete enough larynx. They just don't have enough roar materials.

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They log on.

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