Andrey

@weirdjokes
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Funny memes, puns and dad jokes.
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Andrey5h ago

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman...

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

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Weird Jokes – Odd, Absurd & Hilariously Unhinged Humor

Dive into the weirdest, wildest, and most bizarre jokes on the web—updated regularly with surreal one-liners, dark humor, and memes that defy normality.

Weird Bizarre Oddball Jokes
Andrey9h ago

I have furniture that goes back to Louis the 14th...

That is, unless I can pay him by the 13th.

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Andrey12h ago
#WorkMemes
The only way to deal with micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Andrey23h ago
#PoliticalJokes
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!
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Andrey1d ago
#Aphorisms
Real wealth is having TIME and MONEY at the same time.
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Andrey1d ago
#DadJokes
I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
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Andrey1d ago
#ClassicalArtMemes
I paid $1 for a wig today…
It was a small price toupee.
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Andrey1d ago
#Memes
Car sex is not a problem. Where to park is.
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Andrey2d ago
#WorkHumor
Years ago, I did some terrible things for money. They were my jobs.
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Andrey2d ago

Drinkers know when the liquor store closes.

Alcoholics know when it opens.

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Weird Jokes – Odd, Absurd & Hilariously Unhinged Humor

Dive into the weirdest, wildest, and most bizarre jokes on the web—updated regularly with surreal one-liners, dark humor, and memes that defy normality.

Weird Bizarre Oddball Jokes