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Andrey

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Funny memes, puns and dad jokes.
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Andrey 10h ago

#Jokes #humor
Where can you see an ocean without water?
On a map.
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Andrey 18h ago

#Jokes #funny
Why don't programmers like nature?
The graphics are great but it has too many bugs.
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Andrey 21h ago

#Jokes #funny
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
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Andrey 22h ago

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you’re stupid.

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Andrey 1d ago

#Jokes #humor
If you are not paying for the product, then you are the product.
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Andrey 1d ago

#DadJokes
I’m not a complete idiot.
Some parts are missing.
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Andrey 1d ago

Asked my wife if she would love me if I was ugly.

She said she does.

#jokes

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Andrey 1d ago

“No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian,” is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

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Andrey 2d ago

#Jokes #humor
I'm so good at making bad decisions I'll make some for you too.
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Andrey 2d ago

#Jokes #humor #wisdom
Acting rich will make you broke.
Acting broke will make you rich.
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