#Memes

You say catastrophic failure like it's a bad thing.
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#Memes

My stress has reached the level where even my stress is stressed.
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Man says to his boss...

"Can we talk? I have a problem."

Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"

Man: "Ok, I have a serious drinking opportunity."

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As a security guard, my Boss said my job is to watch the office...

I’m on season 6 so far, and not sure what this has to do with security.

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#Memes

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher never owned a business.
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#Sarcasm

I am unique. Just like everybody else.
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I made a pizza with liver. Nobody liked it...
So I had to deliver it.

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#1984

1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.
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#UselessAdvice

Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie.
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#Sarcasm

I pretend to agree with people so they stop talking.
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