I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt.
I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask!

#jokeoftheday #dadhumour

I went to Bar 404 this week. They asked for my phone number before I could enter, so I asked them for their privacy policy. Bar 404: Privacy Policy Not Found.

I am posting this here, because there are so very few people who appreciate this combination of #nerdhumour and #dadhumour. #FunnyFriday

P.s. This was a real thing. I actually went to Bar 404 in #Toronto this week. This really happened.

#FatherhoodBeLike #DadLifeTruths #RealDadMoments #FatherhoodJourney #DadLifeUnfiltered #ParentingWithDad #DadHumour #EverydayFatherhood #FatherhoodAdventures #DadLifeRealness

Source: Exotic Restoration HUB

#Ants make their own ant-ibiotic for infected wounds

"ant-ibiotic" #Groan #DadHumour #Biology #Entomology #Antibiotics

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