Mastodawn

Warum heisst das Intranet der OBI Gruppe, das alle Filialen und die Zentrale verbindet, eigentlich nicht Obi-WAN? #BadDadJokes

@swizzlevixen It's not old money, it's mature cheddar! #BadDadJokes

I keep taking a screenshot of my stats on FoxiMax: is this normal?

Listen, kitty, I'm just following instructions: "Park Tool".
#BikeTooter #CatsOfMastodon #BadDadJokes

Q. Why did the astronauts visit the dark side of the moon?

A. Because they were tired of seeing the dark side of the earth.

[insert cymbals clashing here]

You're welcome.

I am so old that I prefer inspiring Bistro discussions over boring Distro wars. SCNR (Sorry, Could Not Resist)

Q. What would you name this dog on the moon?

A. The lunar Rover.

It just clicked, they let the magic smoke out of the Vatican

white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected

Ninji's Server

"Für die einen ist es Downtime, für die Anderen die längste Latenz der Welt"

Euch allen ein feines Wochenende!