Mastodawn

kleptones May 12

Parisienne wall-ways.

#groan #paris #streetart

Book May 7

I woke up super early today. Heck it, I went to vote.

The polling station was staffed by people who didn't know what they were doing. Bizarre. Annoying. Unplanned conversations. Overstimulating.

Voted, left, go to find some fabrics for an upcoming crochet class, and I saw a big pillow perfect for grandma Robina. I took a photo and sent it to her, and she told me not to get it because she is broke and living on her credit card.

Scammers tried to get her money again. She is so vulnerable to all this stuff.

It's not even midday and I want to go back to bed.

#groan

Dos2

Mar 26

patreon sketch for @ursa261.bsky.social of his massive self casually taking a stroll >;3
#bear #vore #macro #hyper #walk #muscle #chub #gut #destruction #buildings #stomping #gurgle #groan

Nic Feb 24

Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #groan

Space Sloth Feb 16

The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

dick_turpin

Jan 12

Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

Dos2

Dec 11

Animation funded by my patrons over at <3
https://www.patreon.com/c/Toomuchgoo
Audio assets from the epic
@opennsfwsp.bsky.social
@jeschke.bsky.social
@jinsei.bsky.social

#vore #animation #gif #audio #goat #lion #demon #dos #ych #prey #sizedifference #hybrid #fat #gut #sloshing #slurping #anthro #squirming #stomach #humping #muscular #ambiguous #end #kneading #grinding #belch #groan

Hannes Tydén 🦆Nov 9, 2025

i just learned about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and was very intrigued, so i started reading on wikipedia and then ...

> In this fan fiction's alternate universe to the Harry Potter series, Lily Potter magically made her sister Petunia Evans prettier, letting her marry Oxford professor Michael Verres.

#groan