An RCMP spokesperson has stated that the officer who arrested a strident associate of Rouble News has been placed on sick leave pending treatment for symptoms of possibly contracting rabies during the arrest.

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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver demands formal audit of further explosive evidence of corruption, blames Prime Minister for the disappearance of the 29th day of February.

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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver reportedly suprised that the Rouleau Commission report needed more than 270 pages of evidence and careful deliberation to say "Everything is Justin's fault amiright?!!!"

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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver repeated that if his party forms the next government he intends to defund the CBC because journalism and reading are dangerous woke leftist habits that lead to crazy thinking. He did not mention whether he would advise the CBC to sustain itself by investing in cryptocurrency and NFTs.

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Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith is reportedly ill following handshake with PM Justin Turtledove, sources say she is consulting with her homeopath for a remedy to her arm being rejected by rest of her body.

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Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver says his party will ask the Auditor General to review the amounts paid by the federal government to consulting firm McKinsey for advice, because the government under former Conservasaur PM Steelhair Harper never asked anyone for advice about anything and everyone remembers what a great human touch the Harper government had.

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After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver continued this week to apply his strategy of uniting Canadian voters by blaming PM Justin Turtledove for anything that could possibly be wrong anywhere in the country, including corked wine, colicky babies, and low air pressure in automobile tires.

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Alberta fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith continues to grapple with allegations of judicial interference and with challenges stemming from what observers estimate to be no more than two spoonfuls of functioning brain.

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Federal conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver spoke at the Freedumb Centre for Public Policy in Winnipeg this week, where he further described his vision of a future where all Canadians, whether white or something else less desirable, can parade half-baked opinions and maybe even lead a federal party to unforeseen depths of self-inflicted shame. But on the other hand, he avoided mentioning crypto.

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