Alberta Premier Downadeepwell Smith has sent another long letter to the Prime Minister, in which she asserts her non-negotiable requirements for any future discussion: a veto for all federal policy proposals, and the Maple Leaf on the flag shall be replaced by an overflowing oil can and some bright yellow smiley faces.

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While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divisive politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.

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Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith is reportedly ill following handshake with PM Justin Turtledove, sources say she is consulting with her homeopath for a remedy to her arm being rejected by rest of her body.

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After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

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