Okay. Now that I'm back home. It's time to install Chimera on my laptop.
I think I'm going to give Chimera Linux a try. It looks weird, but in a good way.
Been doing a little anecdotal cross comparing Alpine versus Chimera for little things that I stub my toe on every once in a while.
I notice that Chimera already has Plasma 6.6 since it is a rolling release. I expect for Alpine it'll come with 3.24 in May. Which is fine of course - no one died waiting for a point release. Ha.
I wanted to dump ImageMagick for an alternative method to CLI bulk convert webp images. Alpine has libwepb-tools and ffmpeg (fishing with nukes), but wanted to try gmic. It is in (a)testing but complains that libImath is not available. Edge has it so will be in 3.24 I guess. Chimera installed it without issue.
Alpine doesn't rely on Flatpak as much for the stuff I use compared to Chimera but that's no big deal, especially coming from Debian.
I have nothing scientific (metrics) to back this up but Chimera seems to run like a scalded cat in a VM, even compared to Alpine after coming from Debian. May need to reinstall on real hardware & verify.
Fun!
Per this list (https://noai.starlightnet.work/list.html), Chimera Linux and ElementaryOS don't allow LLMs to slop up things.
This doesn't address the problem of the kernel and systemd doing it, of course.
Updating a Chimera Linux VM that I haven't started up in over a month.
Neato, kernel 6.19.5 and Plasma 6.6...
Chimera Linux, le bilan

I have committed crimes against Chimera Linux.