Back when I worked at the office I used to keep a little picture of Rene Levesque on my desk. I think most people just assumed it was my father. No one really ever asked. It was a nod to a song I wrote back in the day for my comedy radio show on #CJAM in Windsor (@Alanisland).
Rene Levesque: Sex Machine
By Karl Mamer
Rene Levesque, you were a sex machine
Rene Levesque, you made all the women scream
Rene Levesque, you made the West see red
Rene Levesque, but now you're dead
Rene Levesque, why didn't you marry me?
Rene Levesque, because you know I voted Oui
Rene Levesque, what was it that they said?
Rene Levesque, you dressed like an unmade bed
(Rene Levesque shouting "Ou est mon Lucky Strikes!")
Rene Levesque, you were a sex machine
Rene Levesque, you made all the women scream
Rene Levesque, you made the West see red
Rene Levesque, but now you're dead
Rene Levesque, you had such political flair
Rene Levesque, you had long strands of greasy hair
Rene Levesque, we loved the cigarette
Rene Levesque, my love for you is now arrêt.
(Rene Levesque shouting "Je demandez un société juste!")
Rene Levesque, why did you leave?
Rene Levesque, when I shouted Vive Le Quebec Libre
Rene Levesque, I'd follow you even to Gaspe
Rene Levesque, I'd smoke five packs a day
Rene Levesque, you were a sex machine
Rene Levesque, you made all the women scream
Rene Levesque, you made the West see red
Rene Levesque, but now you're dead
(Rene Levesque shouting "Combien de cheese est ici!")