The MRI went like this.
Doctor: "Anything to report?"
Tech: "There's nothing."
Dr: "Nothing to report? That's good news!"
Tech: "No, it is disastrous. It is not nothing to report. There *is* nothing. I mean, there's no brain matter to speak of."
Dr: "Good god! How does this man even operate?"
Tech: "He's powered by five hamsters."
Me: "I'm not a man. I'm nonbinary."
Tech: "See! Hamsters, I tell ya!"
Dr: "Did someone check those hamsters for metal?"
Tech: "No, we did not even know they were there."
Dr: "Well, that explains the hamster wheel stuck in the machine."
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