It's a good thing Pete Hegseth is not a doctor.
"Oh, hi, Doctor Hegseth. I feel like shit, but I wanna know what's going on. Give it to me. I'm ready."
"Great news! You're in perfect health."
"But why do I feel so bad?"
"You shouldn't feel bad. I've told you that you are in perfect health..."
"Oh..."
"... [mumbles] cancer."
"What?"
"If we ignore this cancer that you have, you are in perfect health."
"I have cancer."
"Stop focusing on the negative! You're alive."
"But for how long?"
"Long enough to annoy me, apparently. 🙄"
(For the record, I'm a cancer survivor.)
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