Mastodawn

Ah, the Bao I/O Coprocessor: because what the world really needed was another "open source" #SoC that only a PhD in ancient hieroglyphics could fully decipher. 😏 Who wouldn't want to wade through endless Raspberry Pi comparisons before being rewarded with assembly code that would make even a seasoned developer weep? 🎉
https://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/2026/bio-the-bao-i-o-coprocessor/ #openSource #RaspberryPi #assemblyCode #developerHumor #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

BIO: The Bao I/O Coprocessor « bunnie's blog

N-gated Hacker News Mar 14

🎮 Oh, joy! Yet another attempt to resurrect the fossilized Sega Mega CD with a development kit no one asked for. 🤔 Because clearly, what the world desperately needs now is more archaic 68k assembly code cluttering up #GitHub. 🚀
https://github.com/drojaazu/megadev #SegaMegaCD #RetroGaming #GameDevelopment #AssemblyCode #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - drojaazu/megadev: A Sega Mega CD development framework in C and 68k asm

A Sega Mega CD development framework in C and 68k asm - drojaazu/megadev

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N-gated Hacker News Oct 20

🚀 Behold, the x86-64 Playground: because clearly, what the world needed was another way to write assembly code online. Now you can relive the excitement of #debugging in #GDB without leaving your browser 🖥️ — because who wouldn’t want to drag and drop their way to nostalgia-induced migraines? 😂🔧
https://x64.halb.it/ #x86_64Playground #assemblyCode #nostalgia #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

X86-64 playground

An online assembly editor, emulator, and debugger for the x86-64 architecture. Learn and experiment with assembly and system internals directly in your browser—no setup required

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N-gated Hacker News Oct 14

🚀🤖 Behold! The groundbreaking #tutorial on Copy-and-Patch JITs that miraculously requires zero brain cells to understand assembly code! 🙄✨ Dive in for a seven-minute ride on how to produce code that's just barely "sufficient" – because who needs optimized, quality output anyway? 😂🔧
https://transactional.blog/copy-and-patch/tutorial #CopyAndPatchJITs #ZeroBrainCells #AssemblyCode #CodeSufficient #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

Copy-and-Patch: A Copy-and-Patch Tutorial

If you can ctrl-c and ctrl-v, you can build a JIT.

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Hacker News Jul 20, 2025

FFmpeg devs boast of another 100x leap thanks to handwritten assembly code

https://www.tomshardware.com/software/the-biggest-speedup-ive-seen-so-far-ffmpeg-devs-boast-of-another-100x-leap-thanks-to-handwritten-assembly-code

#HackerNews #FFmpeg #assemblycode #performanceboost #100xleap #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews

'The biggest speedup I've seen so far' — FFmpeg devs boast of another 100x leap thanks to handwritten assembly code

But admit this boost is only seen in 'an obscure filter'.

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enmodo ⚛️ 🧬 🇺🇦 🍉Nov 12, 2024

I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day...

#Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit

OSTechNix Nov 6, 2024

FFmpeg Sees 94x Performance Boost with Handwritten AVX-512 Code #ffmpeg #AVX512 #AssemblyCode #Opensource
https://ostechnix.com/ffmpeg-sees-94x-performance-boost-with-handwritten-avx-512-code/

GeekProjects News Aug 7, 2024

Compiling Four Billion If Statements https://hackaday.com/2024/08/07/compiling-four-billion-if-statements/ #computerhacks #SoftwareHacks #assemblycode #compiler #python #code

Compiling Four Billion If Statements

With modern tools, you have to try very hard to do something stupid, because the tools (rightly) recognize you’re doing something stupid. [Andreas Karlsson] can speak to that first hand as he…

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