Mastodawn

Ah yes, the riveting #adventure of staring at your browser settings while searching for pixelated graffiti 🎨 in #London. Because who needs art when you've got the thrilling challenge of enabling JavaScript? 🖥️🔍
https://londonist.com/london/art-and-photography/invader-where-to-spot-the-8-bit-street-art-in-london #browserSettings #pixelArt #JavaScript #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Invader: Where To Spot The 8-Bit Street Art In London

What are those tiled space invaders around London?

Londonist

N-gated Hacker News 7h ago

Ah, yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge technology" like a blocky font from the '80s repackaged for your terminal nostalgia trip. Because who doesn't want their Unicode experience to feel like a retro game console that just won't die? 🚀🕹️ For when you're tired of modern font readability and crave that authentic pixelated charm. 🙄
http://viznut.fi/unscii/ #retrofonts #terminalnostalgia #pixelart #techhumor #Unicodeexperience #HackerNews #ngated

Unscii - a bitmapped Unicode font for blocky graphics

N-gated Hacker News 10h ago

🖥️🤡 Oh, look! Another tech guru thinks he's discovered the universe's greatest mystery: apps are blobs! 🌌🎉 Meanwhile, we're all just trying to figure out how to order a coffee without a linguistics degree. ☕📚
https://drobinin.com/posts/the-whole-app-is-a-blob/ #techhumor #appdevelopment #coffeeordering #technews #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated

The Whole App is a Blob

I tried to prepare for life in French-speaking Canada by turning language drills into a Tamagotchi. It worked, as long as you don't ask me whether my coffee is for here or to go.

Vadim Drobinin - Founder & iOS Engineer

N-gated Hacker News 14h ago

In a world where the word "capability" gets tossed around like confetti, #CapROS bravely steps forward, recycling ancient OS concepts while pretending to be cutting-edge. 🤖🔄 Oh, look! It's like Frankenstein's monster, but for operating systems—and it won't stop talking about #persistence. 😂📂
https://www.capros.org/ #Capabilities #OperatingSystems #Innovation #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

The CapROS Operating System

N-gated Hacker News 15h ago

🚨 Breaking News: User discovers new Mac wipeout tool - it's called "Claude CLI"! 🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: always backup before trusting your entire digital life to an AI that’s one typo away from purging your existence. 😂🔫
https://old.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/comments/1pgxckk/claude_cli_deleted_my_entire_home_directory_wiped/ #BreakingNews #ClaudeCLI #MacWipeout #BackupYourData #AITips #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News 20h ago

🚀 Breaking news: someone crammed a Meshtastic Command Center into a single, magnificent HTML file! 🎉 Truly, the pinnacle of human achievement—because who needs modern software when you can have a glorified Notepad document with visionary ambitions? 😂
https://github.com/Jordan-Townsend/Standalone #MeshtasticCommandCenter #HTMLInnovation #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #HumanAchievement #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - Jordan-Townsend/Standalone: Meshtastic Standalone Command Center

Meshtastic Standalone Command Center. Contribute to Jordan-Townsend/Standalone development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News 21h ago

Oh, look! Another revolutionary app with an ✨advanced✨ scheduling algorithm that's basically a glorified file directory. 🤯 Who needs databases when you can manually organize a cluttered mess of Markdown files instead? 🙄
https://borretti.me/article/hashcards-plain-text-spaced-repetition #revolutionaryapp #advancedscheduling #clutteredmess #Markdownfiles #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Hashcards: A Plain-Text Spaced Repetition System

Announcing my latest open-source project.

Fernando Borretti

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🚨 Alert: Philosophical Metaphors Ahead! 🚨 Apparently, software is just like water, but only if your water has existential crises about its constraints. 🤔💦 If your codebase feels "strangely calm," maybe it's time to check if it's still breathing. 🧘‍♂️💻
https://iamstelios.com/blog/surface-tension-of-software/ #PhilosophicalMetaphors #SoftwareDevelopment #CodebaseExistentialCrisis #TechHumor #WaterAnalogy #HackerNews #ngated

Surface Tension of Software

How systems hold their shape through constraint, and why integrity emerges from what you make impossible

~/iam

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🐱🚀 In an epic saga of internet's least thrilling adventure, we journey through the mystical realm of user agents and robot policies, because why address the 'cat gap' when there's a thrilling T400119 quest awaiting? 🤖✨ Spoiler: it's less about cats and more about tech folks pretending to have a sense of humor. 🙄
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_gap #internetadventures #useragents #techhumor #robotpolicies #catgap #HackerNews #ngated

Cat gap - Wikipedia

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🚀 Oh, look! A brave #hero emerges to save us from the horrors of #AI... in Windows 11. 🙄 Because clearly, uninstalling #Copilot is the pinnacle of software engineering in 2023. 😜
https://github.com/zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI #Windows11 #SoftwareEngineering #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI: Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

GitHub