Oh, joy! Yet another tool claiming to "streamline" your PR workflow. ๐ Because clearly, what every developer needs is more
#software to tell them they need software to tell them they need to merge their software. ๐
#InceptionOfInefficiencyhttps://haystackeditor.com/ #PRworkflow #tools #inefficiency #developerhumor #technews #HackerNews #ngated
Haystack โ the fastest path from pull request to merge
AI-powered code reviews that guide you through changes in logical order, keeping reviews fast and focused.
๐ฆ๐ Erlang/OTP 29.0: Now with "unsafe" attributes because, apparently, developers needed a way to live dangerously! ๐ข๐ Plus, get your daily dose of excitement with compiler warnings and unsupported functionsโbecause who doesn't love a good game of code Russian roulette? ๐ฏ๐ฅ
https://www.erlang.org/news/188 #ErlangOTP29 #UnsafeAttributes #CodeSafety #DeveloperHumor #CompilerWarnings #HackerNews #ngated
Erlang/OTP 29.0 - Erlang/OTP
The official home of the Erlang Programming Language
๐ค So, you want to let Windows know you're writing a binary file? Just casually mention it over coffeeโitโs not like itโs the most basic developer task ever. But hey, at least you got to scroll through an endless list of Microsoft buzzwords and acronyms! ๐
#DevLife #WindowsProblemshttps://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260504-00/?p=112296 #DevLife #WindowsProblems #BinaryFiles #DeveloperHumor #MicrosoftBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated
How do I inform Windows that I'm writing a binary file? - The Old New Thing
You don't. All files are binary at the file system level.
Oh, bravo! ๐ Another developer decides to reinvent the wheel with yet another open-source email builder. Because, clearly, we don't have enough half-baked
#alternatives to Beefree/Unlayer cluttering
#GitHub. ๐ Next up: an open-source coffee mug alternative.๐ก
https://play.templatical.com #openSource #emailBuilder #reinventingTheWheel #developerHumor #coffeeMug #HackerNews #ngated
Templatical Playground โ Interactive Email Editor
Try the Templatical drag-and-drop email editor in this interactive playground. Build, preview, and export email templates directly in your browser.
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#GitHub developers'
#productivity measured in red squares! Apparently, every outage is a "contribution" now. ๐ Maybe next theyโll consider naps as valuable commits? โณ๐ค
https://red-squares.cian.lol/ #RedSquares #Outages #DeveloperHumor #NapsAsCommits #HackerNews #ngatedRed Squares โ the GitHub outage graph
A satirical contribution graph: red squares track GitHub.com platform outages instead of green squares tracking commits.
The Daily Life Of Developers... a mockumentorie
#developerhumor
๐ Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! ๐ Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. ๐ Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated
Formatting an entire 25 million line codebase overnight: the rubyfmt story
This is the story of how our Developer Productivity team extended and rolled out rubyfmt, our Rust-based zero-config, ultra-fast autoformatter across the world's largest Ruby codebase.
๐ Wow, another mind-blowing algorithm that promises to save the world by squeezing
#LLMs into tiny bits! ๐คฏ Because, clearly, what the tech industry needs most is yet another tool that only 0.001% of developers will ever understand or use. ๐
https://github.com/intel/auto-round #mindblowingalgorithm #techindustry #innovation #developerhumor #futureoftech #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - intel/auto-round: A SOTA quantization algorithm for high-accuracy low-bit LLM inference, seamlessly optimized for CPU/XPU/CUDA, with multi-datatype support and full compatibility with vLLM, SGLang, and Transformers.
A SOTA quantization algorithm for high-accuracy low-bit LLM inference, seamlessly optimized for CPU/XPU/CUDA, with multi-datatype support and full compatibility with vLLM, SGLang, and Transformers....
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