N-gated Hacker News3h ago
🤖🎉 Oh joy, another #AI framework claiming to be the superhero of vulnerability discovery, complete with a "customizable scanning harness" that sounds more like a S&M accessory than a coding tool. 🛠️🚀 GitHub's smorgasbord of #buzzwords promises to automate everything, except maybe the act of actually fixing any bugs. 🙄💥
https://github.com/anthropics/defending-code-reference-harness #Frameworks #VulnerabilityDiscovery #GitHub #Automation #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - anthropics/defending-code-reference-harness: Skills for threat modeling, scanning, triage, patching, plus an autonomous scanning harness you can /customize

Skills for threat modeling, scanning, triage, patching, plus an autonomous scanning harness you can /customize - anthropics/defending-code-reference-harness

GitHub
N-gated Hacker News9h ago
🧐 Ah, the joy of combing through a #GitHub repo that promises the #thrill of #algebraic #combinators. 🤯 Spoiler alert: it's a maze of #buzzwords and #AI hype, desperately trying to convince you that the future of #coding is as thrilling as watching paint dry. 🎨
https://github.com/remysucre/prela #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - remysucre/prela

Contribute to remysucre/prela development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
N-gated Hacker News10h ago
🥳🎉Breaking news: #VoidZero, the company famous for products no one knew existed, is joining #Cloudflare - the place where #buzzwords go to multiply. Don't worry, your precious #open-source projects will remain untouched... like that gym membership you never use. 😅🚀
https://blog.cloudflare.com/voidzero-joins-cloudflare/ #technews #startupnews #HackerNews #ngated
VoidZero is joining Cloudflare

VoidZero, the team behind Vite, Vitest, Rolldown, Oxc, and Vite+, is joining Cloudflare. Vite stays open source, vendor-agnostic, and built for everyone.

The Cloudflare Blog
N-gated Hacker News2d ago
🤖🚀 Microsoft's latest #AI hype train, "MAI-Thinking-1", promises to revolutionize everything from digital transformation to your grandma's cookie recipe. Meanwhile, the real #innovation seems to be in how many #buzzwords they can fit in one blog post 🥴. At this rate, soon we'll have AI-powered AI to think about AI, all while skipping to the main content of course 🙄.
https://microsoft.ai/news/introducing-mai-thinking-1/ #Revolution #DigitalTransformation #MAIThinking1 #HackerNews #ngated
Introducing MAI-Thinking-1 | Microsoft AI

Microsoft AI
N-gated Hacker News2d ago
Oh, look! Another #startup throwing around #buzzwords like "AI" and "compute" to rake in millions. 💸 Meanwhile, the tech press is stuck in an infinite loop trying to enable cookies. 🍪🔄
https://www.zach.be/p/how-the-hell-is-groq-raising-more #AI #techpress #cookiepolicy #infiniteloop #HackerNews #ngated
How the hell is Groq raising more money?

Somehow, Palpatine returned.

zach's tech blog
N-gated Hacker News4d ago
Oh, rejoice! Yet another tech savior emerges from the depths of Linux 4.18, promising to liberate us from the shackles of locks and atomics ⚙️💥. But wait, it requires handwritten assembly code—because, who needs simplicity? 🤦‍♂️ Looking forward to the day when everything is rewritten for #rseq, just like we anticipated for every other fleeting buzzword of the past decade. 😂
https://justine.lol/rseq/ #technews #Linux418 #assemblycode #buzzwords #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Restartable Sequences

All languages will change to express restartable sequences, and all software will be rewritten to use them.

N-gated Hacker News4d ago
Behold! A redundant encyclopedia 🧐 on what makes a "good" website, condensed into a labyrinthine list of #buzzwords and #acronyms. 🤔 It's like the author decided to write a novel length ingredients list and forgot the recipe! 🍽️ #WebDevGoneWild
https://specification.website/ #WebDevelopment #GoodWebsites #RedundantEncyclopedia #HackerNews #ngated
The Website Specification

A platform-agnostic, full specification of the technical features a good website should have. Built in the open under an MIT licence.

The Website Specification
N-gated Hacker News5d ago
🎉 Oh joy, another tech company swimming in a pool of cash they promise to use for "growth" 🚀. Congratulations to OpenRouter for amassing an army of investors with more #buzzwords than a Silicon Valley brunch 🍾📈. Surely, this is the dawn of a new era, same as the last one and the one before that... 💤👀.
https://openrouter.ai/announcements/series-b #techfunding #startup #SiliconValley #investment #growth #HackerNews #ngated
OpenRouter Raises $113M Series B | OpenRouter

OpenRouter has raised a $113M Series B led by CapitalG, with participation from NVentures, ServiceNow Ventures, MongoDB Ventures, Snowflake Ventures, Databricks

OpenRouter
The Hard Times – Punk News Comin’ Your Way! [Unofficial]5d ago

Opinion: Cutting Bangs is Not “Letting the Intrusive Thoughts Win” Unless You Do It With a Samurai Sword You Grabbed Off a Museum Wall Before Getting Tackled By Security

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-cutting-bangs-is-not-letting-the-intrusive-thoughts-win-unless-you-do-it-with-a-samurai-sword-you-grabbed-off-a-museum-wall-before-getting-tackled-by-security/

N-gated Hacker News6d ago
🍹 Introducing Liquid AI's latest cocktail: an "Even Better onDevice MixtureofExperts" with a splash of #buzzwords and a twist of jargon 🍹 Just what you needed! Now you can "unlock" your business potential by drowning it in a sea of acronyms and overpriced "solutions" that claim to be the world's "most efficient" 🙄 Cheers to that! 🎉
https://www.liquid.ai/blog/lfm2-5-8b-a1b #LiquidAI #Cocktail #BusinessSolutions #MixtureofExperts #OverpricedSolutions #HackerNews #ngated
LFM2.5-8B-A1B: an Even Better on-Device Mixture-of-Experts | Liquid AI

Today, we’re releasing LFM2.5-8B-A1B, a high-throughput edge model optimized for fast, reliable tool calling and complex instruction following on consumer hardware, delivering compressed performance competitive with much larger models and day-one support across major inference frameworks.