💀⏰ In a groundbreaking study, scientists confirm the obvious: you're gonna kick the bucket someday. Apparently, the secret to #immortality is hidden behind a mysterious "403 Forbidden" error page. Who knew #nginx held the keys to eternal life? 🤔🔒
https://hmmdaily.com/2018/10/18/your-real-biological-clock-is-youre-going-to-die/ #403Forbidden #groundbreakingstudy #lifeanddeath #hackersnews #HackerNews #ngated
Your Real Biological Clock Is You’re Going to Die

Hmm Daily
UI tutorial part 1

In what reality does this make sense to turn off safe guards……
#commonsence #cybersecurity #FCC #government #hackersnews

From: @AlexJimenez
https://mas.to/@AlexJimenez/115594769498046432

Alex Jimenez (@[email protected])

When the government is made up of con men and incompetent fools this is what you get. Despite Chinese hacks, Trump's FCC votes to scrap cybersecurity rules for phone and internet companies https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/21/despite-chinese-hacks-trumps-fcc-votes-to-scrap-cybersecurity-rules-for-phone-and-internet-companies/ #CyberSecurity #Kakistocracy

mas.to
🤡 Oh, the audacity! Thieves nab a Picasso while the gallery's "tech-savvy" staff are busy configuring user agents. 🎨 Meanwhile, their security bots are too busy reading Wikipedia for tips on how to prevent art heists. 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_of_The_Weeping_Woman_from_the_National_Gallery_of_Victoria #arttheft #techfail #picassostolen #securityhumor #hackersnews #gallerydrama #HackerNews #ngated
Theft of The Weeping Woman from the National Gallery of Victoria - Wikipedia

Chris's Wiki :: blog/unix/ShebangRelativePathSurprise

How We Saved $500,000 Per Year by Rolling Our Own “S3”

At thousands of uploads/second, S3’s per-request fees dominated costs. We built N3, a Rust in-memory landing zone with S3 as overflow.

Medium
In this groundbreaking revelation, the author stretches the very fabric of reality by turning boring old functions into thrilling "infinite-dimensional vectors". 🧐 Because who doesn't want to apply linear algebra to every mundane aspect of life? 🤓🎉 Required reading: everything you've ever learned about math, ever.
https://thenumb.at/Functions-are-Vectors/ #linearalgebra #mathrevolution #infinitedimensionalvectors #thrillingmath #hackersnews #HackerNews #ngated
Functions are Vectors

Take Two: Eshell

This is a contribution to the Emacs Carnival 2025-06: Take Two collection of posts on Christian Tietze’s blog. My first take with Eshell many years back did not leave a good impression. My...

How to store Go pointers from assembly

The standard Go toolchain comes with an assembler out of the box. Said assembler is highly idiosyncratic, using syntax inherited from Plan 9 and choosing its own names for platform-specific instructions and registers. But it's great to have it readily available. More mundanely, Go comes with a garbage collector. This post explains how to make these two components play nice, if we want to manipulate Go pointers from our assembly.