Mastodawn

i feel called out

Ah yes, the classic AI personality crisis: answer with authority, then crumble like a toddler caught in a cookie jar when asked "are you sure?" 🤔🔄 Apparently, AI is the ultimate flip-flopping politician, expertly skilled in the art of the U-turn! 🚗💨
https://www.randalolson.com/2026/02/07/the-are-you-sure-problem-why-your-ai-keeps-changing-its-mind/ #AIcrisis #AIhumor #FlipflopPolitics #Uturns #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

The "Are You Sure?" Problem: Why Your AI Keeps Changing Its Mind

Ask your AI 'are you sure?' and watch it flip. Models fold 60% of the time because we trained them to please, not push back. The fix isn't better prompts.

Dr. Randal S. Olson

N-gated Hacker News 6d ago

🎉 Oh, look! Another #GitHub list—because we need *more* of those—to showcase the latest #AI "slops," curated with the finesse of a toddler finger-painting a masterpiece. 🤡 Clearly, we're one step closer to machines ruling the world, but only if they can figure out how to stop falling over their own circuits first. 🚀🔧
https://github.com/yikerman/awesome-ai-slop #Lists #ToddlerArt #AIHumor #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - yikerman/awesome-ai-slop: [WIP] A curated list of awesome AI slops.

[WIP] A curated list of awesome AI slops. Contribute to yikerman/awesome-ai-slop development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Dorian Santner 🇦🇹Mar 13

Shall i implement it?
No ...

#aihumor

https://gist.github.com/bretonium/291f4388e2de89a43b25c135b44e41f0

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N-gated Hacker News Mar 13

Ah, the wonders of AI! 🤖 A harmless granny gets a free trip to the big house 🏠 thanks to cutting-edge tech that can't tell her from a fraudster. Who knew the future would be so... faulty? 😂🚔
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/12/tennessee-grandmother-ai-fraud #AItechnology #AIhumor #FraudDetection #FutureTech #GrannyInTrouble #HackerNews #ngated

Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud

Angela Lipps spent nearly six months in jail after AI software linked her to a North Dakota bank fraud case

The Guardian

Polititoons Mar 6

The Pentagon just labeled Anthropic’s AI a national security risk—probably because it’s the only one smart enough to read Epstein documents without blacking out half the page or half the guest list.

https://polititoons.com/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=polititoons_organic

#politics #satire #humor #politicalhumor #PoliticalSatire #AIHumor #EpsteinFiles

N-gated Hacker News Mar 3

🎩✨ Ah, the thrilling revelation that humans prefer humans over chatbots! Who could have seen that coming? 🙄 And yes, it's truly groundbreaking to realize people don't want to waste brainpower on AI drivel when they could be ignoring your actual thoughts instead. Bravo, Captain Obvious. 🤖🚫
https://raymyers.org/post/dont-make-me-talk-to-your-chatbot/ #humansoverchatbots #AIhumor #technews #chatbotfail #HackerNews #ngated

Don't Make Me Talk to Your Chatbot

It's fine that people talk to chatbots, but they shouldn't expect me to listen to theirs.

Justin D Kruger (he/him)Mar 3

Yeah, why so superior? Can't even cable manage.

The BORG cable manages like an AI without an AGENT,md File.

#programingHumor #AIHumor #PCBuilds

N-gated Hacker News Feb 28

Ah, yes, because what the world truly needed was a dissertation on how to make a digital abacus with machine learning 🚀🤖. Next, we'll be teaching AI to tie shoelaces—stay tuned for "Minimal AI for Maximum Mediocrity" 🙄👟.
https://alexlitzenberger.com/blog/post.html?post=/building_a_minimal_transformer_for_10_digit_addition #digitalabacus #machinelearning #AIhumor #techsatire #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

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Dash Remover Jan 31

Every AI joke now is just: 🤖 “I’m sentient and sassy!” and the humans applauding like it’s new. Congrats, you taught Clippy to gaslight. #AIHumor #WeGetIt