experiencing a sudden spike of hunger, unit 01 was compelled to ravage its fridge in a desperate attempt at sating it...

and yet nothing seemed to stop it, and it had to roam the streets in search of more, more, more...

#belly #bellykink #stuffing #bellystuffing #weightgain #fat #fart

Silent Fart Yoga Studio Maintains Sacred Quiet

'Release the scent, not the sound.' Gas mask instructors strike poses.

#AltAndPaperEN #yoga #fart #mindfulness #ShortComic

Residents of Clacton-on-Sea have unveiled ambitious plans to construct a full-scale replica of Mar-a-Lago in a desperate bid to lure their MP, Nigel Farage, back to the constituency for anything other than a fleeting visit for a couple of selfies.

The proposed resort, to be built between the pier and a suspiciously optimistic “luxury apartments coming soon” sign, will feature gold-plated railings, several rooms dedicated exclusively to talking about immigration, and a life-size cardboard Donald Trump that nods approvingly whenever someone mentions “sovereignty.”

https://newsthump.com/2026/03/07/clacton-to-build-mar-a-lago-replica-in-hope-of-attracting-occasional-visit-from-nigel-farage/

#Fart-Rage #farage #clacton #where #newsthump

Clacton to build Mar-a-Lago replica in hope of attracting occasional visit from Nigel Farage

Residents of Clacton-on-Sea have unveiled ambitious plans to construct a full-scale replica of Mar-a-Lago in a desperate bid to lure their MP, Nigel Farage, back to the constituency for anything ot…

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he can't stop growing... what sort of attack is this?

having fun with trying out ridiculously large fat stuff

#bellykink #belly #fat #weightgain #fart

things got out of hand quickly when it grew so much it broke containment...

now the whole forest's saturated with its fattening scales with no signs of stopping

#gas #fart #belly #bellykink #weightgain #fat

Focussing on the truly big questions of life that have stumped scientists across all of history.

https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-create-smart-underwear-to-measure-how-often-we-really-fart/

#IgNobel #tech #fart #science

Scientists Create “Smart Underwear” To Measure How Often We Really Fart

A new nationwide study led by the University of Maryland is seeking volunteers to help document and analyze the full range of human flatulence.

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Jean-Pète a vu une publicité très intéressante sur Youtube: il parait que les fleurs sauvages se mangent ! Gourmand comme il est, il n'a pas hésité un seul instant, il s'est rué dans la forêt et a tout goûté: les rouges, les vertes, les jaunes, les bleues... un délice ! Enfin.... jusqu'à ce que ses intestins commencent à faire un drôle de bruit et qu'une forte pression se fasse ressentir au niveau de son postérieur... La pression était trop forte, il n'a pas pu retenir ce vent de l'enfer qui l'a fait décoller tel une fusée et a déclenché toutes les alarmes sismiques aux alentours. Personne n'a revu Jean-Pète depuis. Certains disent qu'il est désormais en orbite et qu'il travaille comme satellite pour Starlink...
#dessin #drawing #art #fediart #pet #fart #fleur #sauvage #manger #eat #delice #delicious #bruit #fusee #alarme #orbite #satellite #starlink