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'Isekai Truck' Deploys Magic Circle Instead of Airbag
Exhausted workers flood pre-orders, but reincarnation requires 'Excel macro skills.'
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260318-extradimensional-ceo-limited-truck/
24-Hour Retirement: The Fastest Idol Debut-to-Exit Record
Debuted, retired in 24hrs. Now fans may need oshi loss insurance.
Influencer's 'Last Engagement': Funeral Goes Full Livestream
Super Chat condolences as the coffin exits to 'Subscribe'
Influencer Funeral: Sutras remixed
Incense line became a merch queue. Coffin departed to 'subscribe' audio while family held up QR codes.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260317-memorial-bonus-content/
Sofa Gap Declared a Nation, Lost Coins Now Foreign Currency
The gap between your cushions just got a flag.
Trains Declared 'GPU Conflict Zones': Hide Cards with Cash
A bare RTX 5090 is like walking naked into a battlefield.
Trains Now 'Evacuation Advisory' Zones: Hide GPUs
AI boom sends prices soaring. Gamers urged to disguise rigs with 'cheap' stacks of cash to avoid robbers.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260316-gpu-commuter-warning/
Silent Fart Yoga Studio Maintains Sacred Quiet
'Release the scent, not the sound.' Gas mask instructors strike poses.
'Invisible Even to You' Privacy Film Sells Out
All you see is your own face swiping at nothing.
'Invisible Even to You' Privacy Film Goes Viral
Zero-angle screen shows only your own blank face. 'Best digital detox ever,' users say.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260315-military-grade-privacy-screen/
