AltAndPaper EN｜Satire NewsJob Seekers Pose as Peripherals to Beat AI Screening
Office chaos ensues as Type-C recruits meet legacy Type-A bosses.
"I'm Type-C": Job Seekers Mimic Peripherals to Beat AI
To fool AI, candidates claim to be "Type-C." But legacy "Type-A" bosses are causing office-wide freezes.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260601-peripheral-job-seekers/
Constellation App Rates Your Life by "Stellar Magnitude." Black Hole Tier Doubles Your Utility Bills
Deceased AI pitches supplements at own funeral.
Tears turn to greed as post-mortem affiliate sales pad the inheritance.
Deceased AI pitches ads at own funeral
AI deceased pitches pills mid-ceremony. Relatives' grief vanishes as affiliate rewards join the inheritance.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260531-memorial-ai-ad/
"Drinkable Moonlight" Buyers Howl in Unison at Midnight. Consumer Affairs Agency: "We Understand Your Feelings, But It's Just Water"
Uninvited Sho Kijima Flees to LA to Dodge NATO Call
Fearing a sudden summons, he escapes to the US to save global peace.
Sho Kijima Flees to U.S. to Resist NATO 'Temptation'
Despite no invite, Kijima fled to LA claiming he'd be 'unable to say no' if called. Fans laud his 'duty'.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260530-uninvited-nato-boycott/
Deceased's Ashes Go Subscription. Space Funeral Hackers Propose "¥980/Month Low Orbit Maintenance" Plan to Bereaved Families
AI flags Peek-a-boo as torture
A too-perfect Parenting AI reports all households for abuse on its very first day.
