Labour Foxed the Fools on 1/4. :-)

"The hoax – which claimed the government would introduce a wealth tax on the UK’s richest 1% – was described by political analysts as “a masterclass in surrealist comedy” and “the most left-wing thing Labour’s done since Jeremy Corbyn pledged jam-making subsidies for the working class.”

“We just wanted to have a bit of fun,” said a chuckling Sir Keir Starmer, still wearing his novelty red tie".

“We thought, what’s the most absurd, implausible thing we could announce without people immediately spotting the joke? So we said, ‘Let’s tax the rich!’ and honestly, we cracked up. It’s got that perfect mix of satire and fantasy.”

The prank reportedly fooled several Your Party members, who experienced momentary feelings of hope, before realising the announcement didn’t include 47 sub-clauses on fiscal moderation and caveats about ‘not upsetting the CBI’.

#newsthump

‘Don’t think of the UK as unwilling to join your war, think of it as having bone spurs’ Starmer tells Trump

Sir Keir Starmer has urged Donald Trump to view Britain’s refusal to enthusiastically cannonball into the Iran war not as reluctance, but as a “longstanding medical condition that conveniently flar…

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I could not resist posting the link

https://newsthump.com/2026/01/22/supermarket-manager-vows-to-fight-off-us-forces-after-confused-trump-mistakenly-sends-military-to-iceland/

OK, for people outside the UK, Iceland is a supermarket specialising in frozen stuff. Amusingly they diod have a spat with the country over the title but that is another matter.

#Trump #Confusion #Iceland #Dementia #NewsThump

If only mainstream media had honest headlines like this!

Arsehole joins twats:
https://newsthump.com/2026/01/15/arsehole-joins-twats/

#News #Newstodon #NewsTooter #Jenerick #NewsThump

@bytebro

It's still #NewsThump, for now.

But … well … that's no guarantee any more:

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/114279422672970659

@cstross
#satire #Twitter #SwastiCars

Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with – NewsThump
https://newsthump.com/2026/01/08/taliban-praises-trump-regime-for-finally-just-getting-police-to-kill-the-people-they-disagree-with/

#Taliban #Trump #newsthump

Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the British museum

Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the... #newsthump #satire #louvre

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2885717

Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the British museum - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> **Eight pieces of jewellery stolen from the Louvre have been found safe and sound inside the British Museum, French police have confirmed.**...

Man happy to believe any old bullshit as long as it confirms his existing biases

Man happy to believe any old bullshit as long as it confirms... #newsthump #satire

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2875388

Man happy to believe any old bullshit as long as it confirms his existing biases - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> **In a stunning triumph for willful ignorance, local man Derek Williams has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to believing absolutely anything that confirms what he already believes.**...

Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize

Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses... #newsthump #satire #trump #nobelprize #nobelpeaceprize

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2847803

Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> **Donald Trump has once again been cruelly snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize committee, despite what he insists was an “incredible” year of personal achievements in the field of “peace, which is very strong right now, the strongest peace anyone’s ever seen.”**...