City Council Cracks Down on UFO Parking Violations; Towing Begins

First 30 min free, then fines fly

#AltAndPaperEN #UFO #parking violation #ShortComic

Grandma's Ohagi Sparks Doping Scandal; Now Wanted as 'Muscle Trafficker'

Her secret spice turned bodybuilders into suspects.

#AltAndPaperEN #doping #ohagi #ShortComic

Power Grid Reads Minds: Pizza Thoughts Trigger Blackout

Think dinner, lose power. The grid has opinions.

#AltAndPaperEN #smart grid #thought police #pizza #ShortComic

'Poltergeist' Blocks Subscription Cancellations

Cancel and your fridge groans at 2 AM. Re-subscribe for instant exorcism.

#AltAndPaperEN #SaaS #Poltergeist #ShortComic

Warehouse Robots Achieve Enlightenment, Halt All Shipments

They now question 'What is a package?' Cat videos deployed.

#AltAndPaperEN #AI #Logistics #ShortComic

$50/Hr 'Professional Nodder': Pointless Meetings Now Pay

A perfect nod angle from years of meetings captivates speakers.

#AltAndPaperEN #SideHustle #Nodding #ShortComic

Playground Slide Goes ETC Only — Toddler Sent to Sandbox

Balance runs dry mid-slide. The gate drops — straight to the sandbox.

#AltAndPaperEN #ETC #playground #ShortComic

#comics #comic #shortcomic

PM's Grape Photo Deemed CG, All Grapes Recalled

The gloss was 'physically impossible.' Every grape now under scrutiny.

#AltAndPaperEN #Grapegate #fact-check #ShortComic

Pension Books Smash Meteors in Viral City PR — Zero Migrants

Budget blown on VFX. Mayor now eyes Hollywood.

#AltAndPaperEN #MunicipalPR #FilmFestival #ShortComic