Kyle L Smith

@kylelsmith
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Mcsweeney's | Points In Case | Slackjaw
https://www.kylelsmith.com
"The minute I opened my first Stephen King novel, I was admittedly worried. But I quickly calmed myself because how could a place that cold and lobster-filled really exist?"

(Happy Birthday, Stephen King!)
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-not-afraid-of-stephen-king-books-because-i-know-maine-isnt-real
I’m Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn’t Real

I can see you reading that copy of It, your trembling fingers turning the pages, and I know you’re really scared, but I’m going to need you to calm...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency
The Divorce-o-Gram

Breaking up with Pinache

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The Divorce-o-Gram

Breaking up with Pinache

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Naked by Anonymous

The art of deception

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Naked by Anonymous

The art of deception

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How I Cured My 20-Year Writer’s Block by Accident

An unexpected humor competition gave me the tools to write my first novel

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#3GoodThings
📌 Bought an espresso machine! learning (or trying 🤭) to make a good cappuccino!
📌 My favorite season is finally here 🍂 which means cozy vibes + #boardgames!
📌Wrote some for my blog and about to post it later, feeling happy about it! 😊

https://tasteofprose.com/posts/best-co-op-board-games-for-couples-forbidden-island/

Best Co-op Board Games for Couples Forbidden Island Fun, Strategy & Replayability

Best cooperative board games for two players, perfect for date nights! Forbidden Island offers strategy, fun, and teamwork in just 30 minutes of relaxed gameplay.

Taste Of Prose

Nazgul Team Lead must be able to keep their heads with members of the opposite sex.

#humor #lordoftherings #satire

https://muddyum.net/job-posting-nazgul-team-lead-9d47e4d3638a?sk=b9f3e1905a5eafca9a500807b3df74b4

Job Posting: Nazgul Team Lead

No undisclosed death prophecies

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Which Eevee-lution makes the worst life choices? The Vape-oreon. #jokes #jokestodon #humor