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Kyle L Smith Sep 21, 2025

"The minute I opened my first Stephen King novel, I was admittedly worried. But I quickly calmed myself because how could a place that cold and lobster-filled really exist?"

(Happy Birthday, Stephen King!)
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-not-afraid-of-stephen-king-books-because-i-know-maine-isnt-real

I’m Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn’t Real

I can see you reading that copy of It, your trembling fingers turning the pages, and I know you’re really scared, but I’m going to need you to calm...

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