Kyle L Smith

@kylelsmith
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Humor Writer
Mcsweeney's | Points In Case | Slackjaw
https://www.kylelsmith.com
"The minute I opened my first Stephen King novel, I was admittedly worried. But I quickly calmed myself because how could a place that cold and lobster-filled really exist?"

(Happy Birthday, Stephen King!)
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-not-afraid-of-stephen-king-books-because-i-know-maine-isnt-real
I’m Not Afraid of Stephen King Books Because I Know Maine Isn’t Real

I can see you reading that copy of It, your trembling fingers turning the pages, and I know you’re really scared, but I’m going to need you to calm...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency
@warandpeas This is a nat 20!
@memes My Mom would pay so much money to go there.
The Divorce-o-Gram

Breaking up with Pinache

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The Divorce-o-Gram

Breaking up with Pinache

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Naked by Anonymous

The art of deception

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Naked by Anonymous

The art of deception

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How I Cured My 20-Year Writer’s Block by Accident

An unexpected humor competition gave me the tools to write my first novel

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@elizach Every journey begins with a single step, enjoy!