Went to a party the other night and got a tea cake stuck up my a***... went to the doctors and he said "I've got some cream for that"

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It's official... I've now got as many #followers as #jesus had.

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Bruce Lee was fast, but had an even faster brother. Sudden Lee.

He married Jane Seymour, and took his wife's last name as a hyphenation. Sudden Lee-Seymour.

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It's that time of year again... for the resolutions some of us make.

Here are mine.............
1: Not to look too far into the future
C: Not to look too far into the future
4: Not to keep repeating myself
Z: To make sure any lists I make are numbered correctly and in numerical order.
7c : Not to keep repeating myself

{Uncredited and wonderfully whimsical but not mine}

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