Joshua M. Clulow

@jmc@unix.house
521 Followers
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Queer. ADHD. Engineer. UNIX person. Australian-American. Member of illumos core team. Building a new machine at Oxide Computer Company!
bloghttps://sysmgr.org/blog/
githubhttps://github.com/jclulow
lobste.rshttps://lobste.rs/u/jclulow
Joshua M. Clulow16h ago
Dan Sinker18h ago

Iโ€™m so tired

of this country.

Joshua M. Clulow16h ago
Fesshole ๐Ÿงป19h ago
At university I dated an American lad who was studying in England. Staying at his place once, I went to make a cup of tea in the morning but couldn't find his kettle. He gave me a demonstration of how he made tea in the microwave. Dumped.
Joshua M. Clulow16h ago
Natasha Jay18h ago
IKEA knows it's customer base well 
Joshua M. Clulow19h ago
tech? no! man, see...Mar 13, 2018
Golang is unusual because in most languages the type system tells you when you made a mistake, but in Golang the type system tells you when Rob Pike made a mistake.
Joshua M. Clulow1d ago
Hailey1d ago

Sent a pull request to Audacity fixing a crash bug I'd been running into frequently. The cause was an out-of-bounds memmove. Classic C++ areas.

Anyway I got a fucking copilot review on my PR which left two comments, both completely wrong, one of which suggesting I reintroduce the out of bounds memory access. I'm furious!

Joshua M. Clulow1d ago
Bรกlint Szilakszi1d ago

Alchemy is only ever going to get better and it is improving every year.

Soon Alchemy will make goldminers obsolete.

Joshua M. Clulow2d ago
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial3d ago
it's 2025 and this is still the funniest security meme.
Joshua M. Clulow6d ago
Luna Fox WintersJun 19

They're putting blue food coloring in everything.

A short story

https://blog.foxtrotluna.social/theyre-putting-blue-food-coloring-in-everything/

Joshua M. ClulowJun 16
SiguzaJun 15
I'd scream if I had any energy left...
Joshua M. ClulowJun 15
Natasha JayJun 14
You don't have to put on the red light.
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Natasha JayJun 14
You don't have to put on the red light.
Show threadAlex   Jun 14
@Natasha_Jay
Show threadNatasha JayJun 14
@alex
Well done ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadPxl PhileJun 15
@alex @Natasha_Jay i just thought of that meme which lives rent free in my head when I hear a Roxanne reference
Show threadMars // The Deki SystemJun 14
Paging @Noodlverse, this seems very up your alley
Show threadThe NoodlverseJun 15
@DekiSystem Omg
Show threadAngua Jun 14
@Natasha_Jay

It really has been a long saturday after a very long week.
Glad your sense of humour hasn't been affected.
Show threadNerbJun 14
@Natasha_Jay I always liked this one as an ear worm starter.
Show threadColm DonoghueJun 15
@nerb @Natasha_Jay I love gifs with audio!
Show threaddonJun 14
@Natasha_Jay @andycymro soo good!
Show threadjandiJun 14
@Natasha_Jay Please edit the ALT to note that the RED brake lights are shining! Great post.
Show threadAknoralsโš‘โ’ถ ๐ŸดJun 15
@jandi @Natasha_Jay Wow, hadn't noticed
Show threadSir Farts AlotJun 14
@Natasha_Jay Donโ€™t sell your boulders to the night!
Show threadmodrisJun 14
@Natasha_Jay thatโ€™s brilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadExtinction the SixthJun 14
@Natasha_Jay Don't sand so close to me
Show threadPhogna BolognaJun 14
@Natasha_Jay ๐ŸŽถunless you're braking quickly in the night๐ŸŽถ
Show threadKelsonJun 14
@Natasha_Jay Clearly the Moulin Rouge cover, the one with the gravelly voice.
Show thread.vad//hakara๐ŸงญJun 14
@Natasha_Jay https://youtu.be/ZPjSV-lnqvg
Roxanne but its just Rocks

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Show threadFlaming CheetoJun 15
@vadhakara @Natasha_Jay lol'd at every big Rocks
Show threadO'SchellJun 14
@Natasha_Jay Law Enforcement liked this toot
Show threadLisaHJun 15
@Natasha_Jay You deserve a prize of some kind for this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Show threadLasse BeyerJun 15
@3x10to8mps @Natasha_Jay that's called "you won the internet today!" ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Show threadBen Royce ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆJun 15

@Natasha_Jay

thanks

now the song is playing in my head as an earworm

๐Ÿ˜†

Show threadEric G.Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay I don't care if it's wrong or if it's right!
Show threadRobert PlaceJun 15
@Natasha_Jay Now I've got that song stuck in my head. Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜œ
Show threadThe TurtleJun 15
@Natasha_Jay i like trucks that clearly label their loads.
Show threadWesDymJun 16
@the_turtle I really want to know the story behind 'Scam' here.
Show thread๐•‚โ„•๐”ฝ ๐•€๐•†๐•† โ˜Ž๏ธJun 15
@Natasha_Jay I chuckled after staring at this thinking โ€œWhat does this mean?โ€œ for at least five minutes.
Show threadJordi and 1001 OpossumsJun 15

@Natasha_Jay

Goddammit Natasha.

Show threadOvertonDoorsJun 15
@Natasha_Jay
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’•
Show threadjustin Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay I shall allow it.
Show threadPeace is Not A Fable Jun 15

@Natasha_Jay

Excellent ! LOL

Show threadc.reider Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay
https://youtu.be/ZPjSV-lnqvg
Roxanne but its just Rocks

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

YouTube
Show threadBeePSJun 15

@Natasha_Jay

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Brilliant!

Show threadpadraigdJun 15
@Natasha_Jay Well done!
Show threadโ„ฆ ๐ŸŒ Gus PoseyJun 15
@Natasha_Jay Took me like ten minutes.
Show threadoldguycrustyJun 15

@Natasha_Jay

Hehe.. "Rooock..saaaandd".

Show threadWeird SocksJun 15

@Natasha_Jay
Just...

[Stomps off]

Show threadMichael ArgentiniJun 15
@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs it would be great if the police were following that truck.
Show threadCarl O.S. ยฉJun 15
@Natasha_Jay you made me laugh. A lot! ๐Ÿคฃ
Show threadFranรงois @PragueJun 15

@Natasha_Jay

Lol it took me a couple of seconds to get it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Show threadSteinar BangJun 15
@Natasha_Jay Took me a while... but then I got it!
Show threadTALJun 15
@Natasha_Jay Pave the streets for money
Show threadChookMother ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฆ˜Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay ๐Ÿ˜‚
Show threadSandor Spruit ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆJun 15
@Natasha_Jay @djoerd Yeah and leave the dress at home
Show threadSandor Spruit ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆJun 15
@Natasha_Jay @djoerd brings back happy memories of Sting performing on a festival at uni, sun going down, โ€œRoxanneโ€ echoing over campus. Magic ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
Show threadKatLSJun 15
@Natasha_Jay you did it. ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฃ
Show threadAerofreak | USA WTF?Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay
Doesn't look like the police. ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadMedea Vanamonde๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ โ™€Jun 15
@Natasha_Jay painful
Show thread2xfoJun 15
@Natasha_Jay
"Rocks and" ... ?
Show threadSteve WilliamsJun 15
@Natasha_Jay
Police Sting operation?
Show threadkaiaJun 15
@Natasha_Jay indicating you can overtake, no oncoming traffic.
Show threadRide TheoryJun 17

@Natasha_Jay

Also:

"...there were plants and birds and ____ ____ things..."