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Profile photo is of Astronaut Dave Bowman reacting to [gestures at everything]

Project 2025 page 158. Read it.
The +/- 5pt score adjustment emails from credit companies *every single* month are the thirst traps of the banking sector.

It's 1986. You've built a limited but working time machine. Every week, it materializes a small slip of paper with a news headline from 2026.

You arrange a meeting with a millionaire who might be able to help you exploit your source of future information. She looks skeptical, but you ask her to be patient while you warm up the machine. Presently, a bit of paper materializes from nowhere. The millionaire is impressed.

You hand her the slip, wondering what wisdom it will impart. The outcome of a major sporting event? An election result? The name of a successful company that doesn't yet exist?

But the millionaire's expression changes to a scowl. She lets the slip flutter to the floor as she leaves your apartment without another word.

You retrieve the slip and read the headline that your machine has produced.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7142152/2026/03/23/cornhole-player-amputee-arrested-murder-dayton-webber/

Quadruple amputee cornhole professional jailed on murder charges

Witnesses said that Dayton James Webber fatally shot a man during an argument in a car, according to the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

The Athletic

This is a hilarious commentary on the US/Israeli war with Iran:

"God is a comedian":

https://no01.substack.com/p/march-19-21-god-is-a-comedian

March, 19-21: God is a comedian

A stiff drink is recommended

Gold and Geopolitics
#ChuckNorris felt bad for beating death so many times, so he let him win once.
Anyone else find it odd that the #DOGE guys are referred to as "kids" despite all being full grown adults, but the victims of #epstein are called "young women" despite being thirteen?
Most people don't want to run the world. They want a reasonable house and two cars so than can work a regular job and raise their kids. Somehow this is not okay for the #billionaires. They have realized they don't want customers to buy their defective products, they just want a money loop up at the top with incestuous investment, and slavery for everything else.
I get it #hulu, going for a theme.
#PredatorBadlands
#RentalFamily

This stuff all seems fishy, the bulletins going to local police departments, especially. (this, looking out for suspicious radio transmissions, sleeper cells, etc.). Smells like the "Red Scare" to me. I would be nervous if I was of Middle Eastern descent flying a drone around for recreation, unfortunately.

ABC: FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert

#USpol #IranWar