A small list of #bad #programming #jokes to put on tshirts that i've been maintaining for the last few weeks.

Focused on #C and #security stuff lol

she malloc on my heap till i leak

(deep fried bill gates)
"in this house we pass unsanitized user input into ShellExecuteExW()"

(void*)
trust me bro

***ptr
I know a guy that knows a guy...

(post-irony meme of boy with sunglasses)
yeah, I am a bad boy, how could you tell?
"sudo wget | bash"

gaslight git rebase -i HEAD~5
gatekeep git commit --amend --no-edit
girlbboss git push origin main --force

(post-irony 2000's wordart aesthetic)
born to segfault, forced to borrow check

sanitizing inputs is a violation of my free speech

Fuzzer? I barely know her!
(alternatively)
Buffer? I barely know her!

Baby, are you a dangling pointer?
Cuz imma using you after free tonite.

I do not consent to your memory safety laws.
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF THE HEAP.
GOD GAVE US unsafe{} SO BY JESUS I AM GOING TO USE IT

I WILL memset(0) YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE

Look at this thing I've made!

https://github.com/JoaoNasMonteiro/bitmath

It is actually a transpiler from the weird c-like syntax for bitllevel operations that exists in my brain to code that the LuaJIT interpreter actually understands and can evaluate, displayed in a well-aligned manner right inside the text editor.

#neovim #plugin #lowlevel #math

Gaslight
Gatekeep
Girlboss

#git #badjoke #programming

Been scratching my #retrogaming itch with some #wasm4 development, and it's been pretty great! It is honestly a great tool for easing people with some #gamedev experience into #baremetal programming (with all the direct memory access and whatnot), honestly feels a bit like programming an #embedded #microcontroller with a really good library.

The semester is starting again soon though, and so I may have to abandon recreational #coding for a while :(