Brazilian student. Cybersecurity & IoT nerd.
Opinionated in a funky-fresh, nerdy, non edgy kinda way.
Sorry about the longposting on main.
Interested in #blackculture, #linux, #c, #embedded, #computerengineering, #cats and the other great things about life.
| GitHub | https://github.com/JoaoNasMonteiro |
| Mood | board |
YES
THIS IS WHAT "WELL" MEANS TO ME
A small list of #bad #programming #jokes to put on tshirts that i've been maintaining for the last few weeks.
Focused on #C and #security stuff lol
she malloc on my heap till i leak
(deep fried bill gates)
"in this house we pass unsanitized user input into ShellExecuteExW()"
(void*)
trust me bro
***ptr
I know a guy that knows a guy...
(post-irony meme of boy with sunglasses)
yeah, I am a bad boy, how could you tell?
"sudo wget | bash"
gaslight git rebase -i HEAD~5
gatekeep git commit --amend --no-edit
girlbboss git push origin main --force
(post-irony 2000's wordart aesthetic)
born to segfault, forced to borrow check
sanitizing inputs is a violation of my free speech
Fuzzer? I barely know her!
(alternatively)
Buffer? I barely know her!
Baby, are you a dangling pointer?
Cuz imma using you after free tonite.
I do not consent to your memory safety laws.
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF THE HEAP.
GOD GAVE US unsafe{} SO BY JESUS I AM GOING TO USE IT
I WILL memset(0) YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Look at this thing I've made!
https://github.com/JoaoNasMonteiro/bitmath
It is actually a transpiler from the weird c-like syntax for bitllevel operations that exists in my brain to code that the LuaJIT interpreter actually understands and can evaluate, displayed in a well-aligned manner right inside the text editor.
@bdking71
Passing unsanitized user data into open() should be illegal, especially for the company that made the API itself, and (theoretically) knows the dangers.
Also, their "solution" was to just show a warning.... Still putting trust in the user to know what they are doing instead of just sanitizing the input.
Ahhh, microslop, never change.
Andrew "buinnie" Huang's Dabao, which I wrote about back in January, is now crowdfunding: under $10 (plus shipping, admittedly) for a microcontroller board built around the Baochip-1x - a #RISCV part with "mostly open RTL," and packaged in a way you can peer beneath the silicon's surface with an infrared torch and a modified inspection camera.
#Technology #News #Hackster #OpenSilicon #OpenHardware #Microcontroller
Been scratching my #retrogaming itch with some #wasm4 development, and it's been pretty great! It is honestly a great tool for easing people with some #gamedev experience into #baremetal programming (with all the direct memory access and whatnot), honestly feels a bit like programming an #embedded #microcontroller with a really good library.
The semester is starting again soon though, and so I may have to abandon recreational #coding for a while :(
atapi ❤️
Joe Groff (1M Context)
Gareth Halfacree