Logging in
[During sex]
Me: I want you to hurt me
Her: You’re just stealing meme formats off of Twitter and Tooting them on Mastodon for some Boosts.
Me: What?
Her: You’re fooling yourself if you ever think you’ll be successful on either platform.
Me: Please stop.
Her: You’re obsessed with the buzz you get from notifications and I think you’re pathetic.
Me: [Climaxes.]