Roger on Mastodon

@iamtherog
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Wow! A toot
if you aren't having a good time then you can stay the heck off my page!

[During sex]

Me: I want you to hurt me

Her: You’re just stealing meme formats off of Twitter and Tooting them on Mastodon for some Boosts.

Me: What?

Her: You’re fooling yourself if you ever think you’ll be successful on either platform.

Me: Please stop.

Her: You’re obsessed with the buzz you get from notifications and I think you’re pathetic.

Me: [Climaxes.]

🅱️ röther may I have a 🅱️ oost
Be like Jackie.
[Borat Voice]
@iamtherog late nite Mastodon is horny on main
Waluigi Full Nude. Boost if you agree.