craig parmesan

@CraigParmesan
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i never have been nor ever will be cool
he/him
richmond dsa
i just got Horizon Zero Dawn but keep accidentally calling it Zero Dark Thirty
i like my men like i like my tea: named Earl.
people are always like “when you think of the stars and the vast infinity of the universe, doesnt it make you feel small?” and im like no bitch my shitty retail job makes me feel small
my hair is almost exactly like Sean Bean’s in GoT so thats cool i guess
@CraigParmesan oh sweet jesus i forgot to indent the paragraph we were supposed to edit. Really nailin’ academia here yall

GOOOD MORNING MASTODON!

Got my homework done 15 minutes before i had to leave to go to class. Old habits die hard.

papa decided to get down and dirty and ate a whole box of these
im out here trying to do the impossible: the French Inhale with an Inhaler

GOOOOOOOD MORNING MASTODON!

My asthma is flaring up cuz im getting sick but which sucks but yall are great and deserve just as many puffs of albuterol as i do!

Man I hate when someone writes "to the tune of" and I don't know wtf song they are talking about :)