Bespoke Rowsdower

@NKVDeezNuts
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Emergency Twitter-purge shelter; Jack not invited
Thank goodness people are using bitmojis less and less, that was a dark time for America
I should clarify it's not THE Tom Holland, it's ANOTHER Tom Holland, but you better believe I double-taked
Please don't tell me I'm the first one on .social to mention Tom Holland debating war crimes because for the love of God I cannot deal with that pressure
In case you're wondering how it's going over at the other place and why I'm back: it turns out Spider-Man has some Very Strong Opinions about the firebombing of Dresden
"Then... he pays /you/ thirty-five dollars a day to tell him to work faster!"
Can someone do me a solid and invite me to bofa so I don't have to deal with the goofy little Star Wars boy
@The_Real_AFC I'm only guessing here but I assume that you need photos of Bluto staring at Popeye's gigantic ass

I miss John McCain and I'm very upset

Wait, no, that's not right

I MISSED John McCain dying because I fell asleep and I'm very upset about that

In complete seriousness I think the DudeSlater thing may be the final push I need to leave Twitter for good