‪thinking about starting my own candy empire. feel like america is finally ready to embrace another wonka-esque figure ‬

gonna talk it over with my legal team, but im probably gonna organize frye festival 2 so be on the lookout for that soon

need to figure out how to monetize my cat

Honestly, don’t think I have the ability to tell the difference between good weed and bad weed. Sry Haters

the Yu Gi Oh theme song was a banger

defending the ethics of the Vietnam war because someone who identifies as a socialist was mean to you once>>>>>>

a bat flew into my bedroom last night and decided to plant itself in my fucking bed next to me

tfw the gas station charges you for air

extremely brave of Steven Spielberg to direct Gamergate: The Movie