abee

@professor_abee
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customers of Doobie's Doghouse may NOT mention any of the following: nathans famous, costco, oscar, or any other outside hot dogs. you are here to eat doobie's dogs no free promOTION FOR OUTSIDE DOGS
okay, am I missing anything???

if you're wondering how it's going, it's going.

unemployment: day 2

“Sorry, I don’t mean to bother you, you’re probably deep in thought about something”

My thoughts:

got laid off yesterday!

unemployment: day 1

a very "please stay safe" to people living in red states that tried to change things tonight
woke up to see the eclipse. it's cute, but I'm going back to sleep now.

chicle has never ONCE given a shit about peanut butter.

that's 18 years of trying to give him peanut butter to see if he'll eat it like almost every other dog.

now today, out of NOWHERE, he's eating it.

hbo max's "last chance" page is genius. obviously, i don't want to watch the day after tomorrow. BUT if I know it's leaving at the end of the month? I'm watching that shit right now.
no clue which time change happened overnight, but I'm awake earlier than I have to be anyway, so either way, I'm mad.