Bobby ☭late twenty one pilots and imagine dragons are pioneers of a new genre called "corporatewave"
Clark Street Kremlinologist ☭
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Senior Research Fellow in St. Louis Cardinals Studies at the Heritage Foundation ☭ he/him
Toots Rileyboost to hammer a stake through ronald reagan's heart and put a bulb of garlic in his mouth to ensure he can never rise from his grave
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Yeah and on twitter, fb and google they can and do and then sell your data to advertisers to target ads to you, idk what you're worried about here tbth
I have moved to jorts.horseI am a fluent translator in the language of "boss" --- here are some common phrases:
"a team player" = "someone who fucking obeys"
"I know we will succeed" = "if you don't break your back completing this unreasonable amount of work, I will smash your life"
"We're all in this together" = "I'm about to get promoted to another company so thanks for staying behind and dealing with the mess I left behind, lol"
holy puppy (I have IBS)Got diarrhea in walmart today so yeah I'm basically in black bloc now
Solid Snack ☭
swimming jeansAs an older guy who remembers the 90s let me tell ya, it was pretty much like this but more people were talking about Candlebox.
mastodommeCan everyone NOT fall into the Twitter habit of faving everything to death and never sharing each other's thoughts and content? I think that was one of the most isolating things about Twitter culture. #getonourlawn
squid squid squid squid squidjust logged onto bird site for one second and saw someone legitimately tweeting their balls at every sitting senator
it's a 
from me broJust tweeted a photo of my balls at every single sitting US Senator