Me whenever anyone does anything
Oh nice turning off boosts on the home TL is highly recommended
unfollow or block me if you have hyperventilated online in the last 6 months for any reason other than the death of a personal friend or family member. Pets only count if they were mammals.
Me 2 months ago: Wow this is the frenetic and innocent atmosphere I miss from online
Me today: You are all idiots and should log off forever. even if you were handed a utopian paradise you would immediately consume it and each other, do not touch me
man what the fuck happened here