Garret Polk (masked)

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Indie game developer/programmer.
Programmer on BAFTA/GDC award nominated ManifoldGarden .

Former Symantec/Norton.

Made Promeatheus, Costa con Carne (H3VR mods), and the game Wondee.

Twitter@garretpolk
Pronounshe/him
YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@NunSuperior
Home pagehttp://www.garretpolk.com

Updated, because... you know. #Covid for doctors, hot new masks, voice amplification while masking, very accurate at-home tests, The #LongCovid Game (Haunted Woods), community connections, what to do if you catch Covid, clean air tools, testing tips, and more:

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Adobe is now processing all your PDFs in the cloud, by default. The setting to “Enable generative AI features in Acrobat” was on, and I didn’t know it until I opened a document and Adobe asked me if I wanted a document summary. It’s annoying to have to click “No,” so I opened settings to disable the prompt.

THE PROBLEM
I sign Non-Disclosure Agreements for many of my clients. Adobe is a potential leak of protected information. I don’t know what Adobe does with this information. I don’t know what they store, or for how long. I don’t know what country (or countries) the data is stored in. I don’t know what LLMs are trained with this data. And I don’t need to know. What I need to know is that they won’t use default opt-in as a legal excuse to wiretap my information.

I recommend that you check your Adobe settings on all devices, for all Adobe accounts.

#CallMeIfYouNeedMe #FIFONetworks

#cybersecurity

It needs to be said
#auspol #tourism #uspol
Happy Explosion Day!

Yes, It Is Just Like The Nazis
Hey so remember Anne Frank? The Jewish young girl who hid in an attic and was killed by the Nazis? The emblematic person we think of when we think of victims of the Holocaust?

She did not die in a gas chamber or in a death camp. She died in a temporary' detention center for the mass deportations which preceded the death camps.
She was in that camp because a patriotic neighbor ratted her out to the German deportation force. She died, not of a bullet to the back of the head or choking on gas, but of typhus. She contracted typhus because the Nazis couldn't realistically deport people at the rate they wanted to, because before the death camps their infrastructure couldn't handle the sudden influx of ethnic minorities they had decided to imprison, and because they didn't care about the consequences of that so their deportation detention centers were unhygienic and prisoners were underfed and overcrowded.

And she was picked up by the deportation force not because she was an illegal citizen but because, just like the US is doing with asylum seekers, she was part of a formerly recognized class of citizens who were legally redefined to lack citizenship by a new administration.

Anne Frank is exactly like the children who have already died in the United State's detention camps. Exactly. Down to the very last detail. There. Is. Not. A.
Single. Difference.

So unless you want to fucking tell me that Anne goddamn Frank was not a victim of the Holocaust, y'all can shut the fuck up with that "stop making concentration camp comparisons, you're diminishing the suffering of the Holocaust" bullshit.

Its also worth noting that her family TRIED to flee to the US and was denied. She was in that camp partly because the US refused to let her refugee family immigrate.

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

Things are tough, so here's a whole bunch of positive news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAhEq1tuls

#PositiveLeftistNews

Panama General Strike vs. Neoliberalism & U.S. Imperialism! Positive Leftist News Roundup, June 2025

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The billions and billions of dollars this bill pumps into ICE far exceed any conceivable legitimate need the agency could have, even if you agree with its mission.

This bill takes the same masked, anonymous gunmen who have been kidnapping people off the streets and gives them a budget the size of a military.

This is not about honoring the law. This is not even about immigrants.

This is about creating a police state.

I see no other way to read these numbers.
https://mastodon.world/@MJmusicinears/114764606160963355

MJ Muse (@MJmusicinears@mastodon.world)

Attached: 1 image "If the Nazi death party reconciliation bill passes, Gestapo ICE gets funding through FY2029: - $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion - $14.4 billion for transportation & removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million - $8 billion for hiring/retention - Billions more. Read what’s in the #BigUglyBill here. We try & have an updated analysis on Mon https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/house-reconciliation-bill-immigration-border-security Source: Aaron Reichlin Melnick, American Immigration Council

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Well, there's some good news.

Four years after her passing ,the Nichelle Nichols Space Camp for girls 14-18 will open next year in Huntsville, Alabama.

Lt. Uhura will live on to inspire a new generation of space explorers.

Representation matters.

https://people.com/late-star-trek-actress-nichelle-nichols-honored-with-space-camp-for-girls-exclusive-11762359

Nichelle Nichols Space Camp for Teen Girls to Open in 2026, Honoring Late 'Star Trek' Icon's Legacy (Exclusive)

A space camp for girls, named for the late 'Star Trek' actress Nichelle Nichols, is launching in January 2026. Friends of the actress speak to PEOPLE about the impact the camp will have on women in STEM.

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Hungary banned Pride marches. This is the response ✊🏳️‍🌈
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If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further
@redsad I like - “hello fellow travelers” cause we’re all on a journey 🙄😳
@redsad "Mother... has arrived!"

@zalasur @redsad

Every motherfucker in the house

@redsad tag yourself, i'm cheese bags
@redsad I've always been partial to "Hello friends!"
@redsad shouldn’t it be “Guess what, parentf***er?” To be properly gender neutral?
@moof @redsad gender isn’t sexual orientation
@what @redsad but we are assuming the parent’s gender
@moof @redsad no, we’re assuming the fucker’s sexual orientation
@moof @redsad Since the person being addressed is the fucker of the mother, and a fucker can be anyone, it is a gender neutral greeting.
@hellomiakoda @redsad yes, but that also assumes that the parent has a specific binary gender. Which is arguably impolite in this context
@moof @hellomiakoda @redsad every mammal on earth had one mother and one father, so that's really a rule, not an assumption.
@hyc @moof @redsad Gender and sex are different things, and not all intersex persons are infertile.
@hellomiakoda @moof @redsad even a fertile intersex person can only be either a mother or a father. They cannot be both. Every living mammal had a parent whose role was "mother". Thus the term "motherfucker" is all inclusive.
@hyc @moof @redsad And times changed and we understand roles, sex, gender, etc are all nuanced things, and so the term, like many others, may change
@moof @hellomiakoda @redsad Nobody specifically said it's their parent. The term merely assumes there is a mother (of unspecified gender) and that sex occurred.
@redsad Foolish mortals… I could see me using that one. “Alright foolish mortals, listen up!”
@what @redsad Best of all it's Thiel-exclusive.
@redsad "Stay fresh, Cheese Bags!" 🤣️💀️

@hellomiakoda @redsad

That one still makes me chuckle.

Have also used it at work to mixed reactions.

🙂

@hellomiakoda @redsad we do not refer to each other as “cheese bags” nearly enough, do we cheese bags?

@redsad

"An Excellent Starter Pack"
[ 🎵 chime ]

#ashens #chefexcellence

@redsad Mashing up a couple recent threads involving our Deviant friend, how about “Pump on, grease buckets!”
@redsad "Greetings, humans" is my go to, human.

@redsad

Me, manning the local polling spot: “Greetings, Citizen/s!”

@redsad may I ask for this, but in 3x3 dnd style LG through CE layout?
@redsad
"You guys" is gender neutral.
@draken @redsad I thought it was becoming gender neutral, but I was posed the question "How many guys have you slept with." I think it can be considered neutral under some very limited circumstances, but right not generally no, it's still dudes.
@garretpolk @redsad
"Guy" refers to men/males. "You guys" is the gender neutral term.
@draken @garretpolk @redsad I'd be careful with that assumption as it has not followed where I am. I know non-males who do not appreciate being lumped in to "guys" plural.
@draken It's not. Guys/Gals is a gendered binary.
@draken @redsad No it is not. If it was, then: "Which one of the guys from last night did you hook up with?" would also be perfectly fine to ask your straight male acquaintance who insists on "guys" being gender neutral.
@redsad i would approve if from now on all #news hosts start their show with: "guess what, motherfuckers."
@redsad "oi you, fuck off" is gender neutral and has the advantage of not expecting a follow-up. And includes a pronoun, just to mess with them.

@redsad
As gender neutral forms of address go, I have used "Esteemed colleagues, ..." with some modest success.

#linguistics #language #business #publicSpeaking

@redsad
I got tapped to introduce a comedian tonight at work, after seeing this post earlier. I have never been more tempted to just let loose with a "Guess what motherfuckers!? Here's a comedian!"

I chickened out and opted for "welcome everyone".

@sb @redsad hard to be less inclusive than "everyone"
@redsad that's all, folks! is right there
@redsad I'm going with cheese bags
@redsad just leaving this here..IYKYK...
@redsad High school teacher here: regularly refer to them as Cheese Curds (a play on cheese bags because…Canada) and “all my pretty chickens” which is how Macduff refers to his dead kids in Macbeth. Morbid, but only a handful get it even though we read the play, so 🤷🏼‍♀️.
@redsad Always surprised "Hello everyone" is never included in these! Although Guess what, is a pretty good one.

@redsad @RussSharek

I once heard an MC welcome our audience with “Ladies, gentlemen, and those who have transcended beyond the gender binary”.

On a related note, I’m really warming up to the idea of addressing my next group with “Hey, you fresh cheese bags!”

@darkmirror @redsad

I have removed "Ladies and Gentleman" from my performing lexicon, except when actively lampooning normativity.

In the tail end of my L&G spouting days, we had a friend sitting in the front row of one of our shows.

I proudly took the mic and boomed...

"Ladies!"
"Gentleman!"
"..."
"Sean!"

The audience loved it, and it remained in the show for much of the run.

One night Sean didn't make it, and we did the same joke. Someone in the audience shouted that "Sean isn't here."

@darkmirror @redsad @RussSharek After coming across some notes of someone using "Ladles and Jellyspoons" for "Ladies and Gentlemen" I realised that extending to "Ladles, Jellyspoons, and other items of concave cutlery" is actually a pretty easy extension of that one :)
@redsad I've long been partial to Voidstar Labs's "Ladies, gentlemen, and cyborgs"