https://www.borowitzreport.com/

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of Iran’s Islamic Republic crowed on Thursday that they have begun to achieve their goal of regime change in the U.S.

“First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.”

Iran said that, although the US claims Donald J. Trump is still in power, “His speech last night did not prove that he is still alive.”

#Iran #IranWar

Reporting from Tehran for FRANCE 24, Reza Sayah says that "today again US and Israeli forces bombed what were clearly non-military sites in broad daylight and later in the day US president Donald Trump seemed to boast about it"
#Iran #US #war #Israel #MiddleEast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dd62_ZqB94

When DOGE employees break the law, their names should not be secret.

In the Privacy Act lawsuit against DOGE and the Office of Personnel Management, EFF helped unseal the names of employees at the center of the violations. Read yesterday's Court opinion. https://www.eff.org/files/2026/04/01/2026-04-01_opinion_and_order_dckt_208_00.pdf

RE: https://toot.cafe/@baldur/116334435779311989

Interestingly I worked on codebases which were bad, so bad that I still tell stories about them, but none were as bad as that. I couldn't understand why FOSS developers would be so eager to become dependent on an expensive closed-source tool, but still doing so given what we know now about that codebase is irresponsible.

The Linux Foundation getting in bed with Coinbase to develop a web payments standard.

No thanks very much

https://www.linuxfoundation.org/press/linux-foundation-is-launching-the-x402-foundation-and-welcoming-the-contribution-of-the-x402-protocol