Eric Foltin

@foltineric
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Fuelled by #caffeine and poor decisions. Running on fumes and stubbornness, but #outdoors always calling louder. Knows every shortcut, every backroad, and exactly when to relax after a long day at work. Home is ruled by three #dogs: a massive floof, a tactical maniac, and a tiny tyrant. #camping and #geocaching keep sanity barely intact while #work pays the bills. Built on #sarcasm, powered by chaos, and still moving forward because quitting sounds boring. #genx #survival #grit
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Why I Stopped Being the “Bigger Person”
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What’s a rule you follow that you secretly think is stupid? This prompt’s from ericfoltin.com, not one of those mass-produced Jetpack or WordPress leftovers that feel like they were phoned in sometime before people stopped u
#Attitude #DailyPrompt #Dailyprompt1900 #Respect
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The Undeniable Superiority of Dogs
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I don’t trust people who say they “don’t like dogs.” That’s not a preference. That’s a warning label. Dogs are the best pets. Not “one of the best.” Not “it depends.” No. It’s dogs. Full stop. Everything else is ju
#DailyPrompt #Dailyprompt1900 #Dog #Dogs #Dogsofmastoodon #Pets
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The Undeniable Superiority of Dogs

Daily writing promptWhat animals make the best/worst pets?View all responses I don’t trust people who say they “don’t like dogs.” That’s not a preference. That’s a warning label. Dogs are the best …

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Me finally cut the cord a month and a half ago after 10+ years at Domino’s. No nostalgia. No guilt. Just silence where chaos used to scream. Feels like something upstairs yanked me out before I turned into burnt crust and regret. I don’t miss it. Not even a little. #work #freedom #change #life #escape
Where Do These Drivers Come From?
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I drive for a living. All day. Hours of it. Tight turns, bad roads, people who think a blinker is a personality trait. And somehow… it’s fine. I’m calm. Focused. Professional. Like I’m getting paid to babysit chaos. Then I clock out. And suddenly every absolute clo
#Bad #Driving
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Where Do These Drivers Come From?

I drive for a living. All day. Hours of it. Tight turns, bad roads, people who think a blinker is a personality trait. And somehow… it’s fine. I’m calm. Focused. Professional. Like I’m getting paid…

Eric Foltin
Aldo clocked out of reality like rent’s paid and taxes don’t exist. Honestly, that’s the level of peace I’m trying to achieve. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #easter #family
Easter Without the Usual Nonsense
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I don’t do holidays halfway. Either it’s chaos, burned food, and someone arguing about nothing… or it actually lands. This one landed. Easter showed up, and for once nobody tried to ruin it with drama or undercooked nonsense. Just me, my wife, my moth
#Dogs #Easter #Ham #Holiday
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Me stuck in the passenger seat while my wife drives and the dog runs full surveillance like a tiny, judgmental co-pilot. I bring nothing to the mission except vibes and snacks. Somehow still getting audited by a 10-pound supervisor. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #passenger #life
Places That Remember the Version of Me I Left Behind
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Why do certain places feel like they belong to someone you used to be? I walk into certain places and it hits me like a bad song I didn’t ask to hear again. Not nostalgia. Not warmth. Just this w
#DailyPrompt #Dailyprompt1899 #Divorce #Ex #ExWife #Past #Places
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Dogs took over the beach like they owned the planet and honestly they weren’t wrong. Pure chaos. Sand, wind, zero rules. I just existed in their world for a minute and didn’t hate it. Rare win. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #beach #freedom