David Penfold 

@davep@infosec.exchange
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Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #Κ˜β€ΏΚ˜

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I rented a car last night. They had to take a photo of me and copy my driver's license. I tried to opt out of the photograph. They handed me back my license and credit card and told me they wouldn't rent me the car.

Hacking challenge: if anyone can find my photo from Budget Rental Cars, I'll start a legal process against them that could be turned into a class action (although I've probably already signed away my rights to do so).

Yeah, sure, mycorrhizal symbioses are cool and all but have you heard about endoparasitoid wasps and their web of relations?!

Not only does the adult wasp inject an egg and venom into the host caterpillar, they also inject a virus with which they've evolved a special relationship. The virus suppresses the immune system of the caterpillar, thereby increasing the chances that the wasp larva survives.

But there's more! The virus also alters the composition of the caterpillar's saliva. This in turn weakens the immune system of the plant that the caterpillar is feeding on, allowing it to grow faster and become a bigger meal for the growing wasp larva inside of it.

And still it goes on... The virus in the saliva of the caterpillar causes the plant to release airborne chemicals. These compounds are detected by a second species of wasp, this one a hyperparasitoid. It uses the chemicals to locate the plant and the host caterpillar and inject it's own egg. The second egg then hatches and begins feeding on the first wasp larva.

I've only just started reading Empire of Ants by Susanne Foitzik and Olaf Fritsche and I'm already awash with fascination.

Things I've learned:

- An ant queen can live up to 30 years!
- Worker ants of some species can live up to eight years (in laboratory conditions)
- The queen mates once (or several times) on her "nuptial flight" and collects all the sperm she will require to fertilise eggs for the rest of her life
- A queen may produce up to 150 million offspring in her lifetime!
- Ants do not see daylight until the latter stage of their life; they progress through roles starting in the nursery and ending with foraging / hunting
- It's estimated that only one out of every 10,000 young queens is successful in founding a new nest

#ants #myrmecology #entomology

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Invisible to 1 in 3 people (you know who)
All body hair concentrated on your feet
Mosquitoes ignore you and your friends
Farts smell like fresh coffee around you
Chihuahuas bite your least favorite person
Your bedding is always perfectly clean
There's always a sandwich within reach
Your drinks are unspillable
People are fascinated by your elbows
Always have a good conversation starter
Always have witty reply in 1d4 minutes
You never make a typo in you're posts
Your poetry is good and crows appreciate it
Always know what you want on a menu
Your hair grows fast, but haircuts are free
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a thing over on bluesky reminded me of the first telephone i ever used, which looked something like this

and as an aside, i fucking love niche websites like this

https://telephonesuk.org.uk/phones-1960-80/

https://britishtelephones.com/t746.htm

(I'm pretty sure the one my parents had was the model 746 anyway, the pictures of that one match up with my memory most closely - and it was definitely bright red, no doubt about that)

"Tariffs on EU goods just announced: 30% across the board, probably higher in some sectors.

"Being nice, giving up the digital tax, did not achieve anything for Europe. Intelligent retaliation is of the essence, even if it leads to dangerous economic and geopolitical waters in the short run (yes, the Trump administration may double up, until it retreats).

"Intelligent retaliation means something quite different from the uniform US tariff (which is probably as bad for the US as it is for Europe): It means going, product by product, for what hurts most (politically or economicall) and hurts the EU least. "

Tank woman

A protester stands in front of a military vehicle approaching an agricultural facility where federal agents and immigration officers carried out an operation.

Photograph: Daniel Cole/Reuters

@photography
#photography
#US
#ICE
#protest

Three hours left. I'd better start thinking up powers for round two!

Open to suggestions.

I want them to be unlike any 🐰normal🐰 superpowers, variably powerful depending on the person, and have a hint of monkey's paw curse to them.

I just had a telemarketer hang up on me. I will consider that an achievement.
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My most formtive movie is The 50000 fingers of Dr T from 1954. I probably saw it in 56. the first time.
@Asymmetricblue @shqippy @flargh Dr. Seuss always made me cringe, and I couldn't explain why. I read them to my kids because my husband was a fan, but I couldn't stand him. Then I came to find out that Theodor Geisel's pre-Seuss work included disgustingly racist anti-Japanese cartoons. So, in a way, I guess you could say that Dr. Seuss radicalized me, just not these books.

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some people can’t β€˜see’ it, but they could hear it in two words or less

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Alt text: A portrait of Mr. Rogers, a late 20th Century children's show host.