David Penfold 

@davep@infosec.exchange
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Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

likewhatever
SignalDave.14
CO2 ppm at birth321.37
LinkedInAHAHAHAHA

That's 5D-educational chess.

#FuckGenAI #ChatGPT #GenAIsucksCamelDong

It turns out nature has lself-limiting control mechanisms.

For example, I am currently in Berlin on a business trip. On my own. With a credit card and pretty close to zero accountability.

And I’m not off injecting heroin into my eyeballs with Iggy Pop because I’M OLD AND TOO F*CKING TIRED!!!

Sometimes I really wish I could rent 25-year old me for a couple of days now that I have the money.

#Degeneracy #TouristActivities

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. I am sprouting wildflowers from my pores. Human-faced bees are building a hive inside my top hat. Gnarled tadpoles are morphing into eldritch frogs and joining my beast army.
I HAVE A DENT IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW
My arch-nemesis is my freezer door when I open the freezer and something falls out and I go down to pick it up and stand up again and wang my head on the freezer door and it can't be bargained or reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop until I am dead.

The fluff monsters are judging me for having been back at the computer for less than a day, and already starting to mess around before finishing the to-do list.

(heads off to finish the to-do list)

#sillyScribbles #nature #nonsense

Age verification?

I remember Pong.

I had the most incredibly boring dream that I was washing all the dishes in my sink for hours and when I woke up all the dishes are still there. This is some bullshit.
This was posted online several years ago. As I navigate through several meeting requests today, I can't help but endorse this.
The hardest disbelief to suspend about the show.
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Tank woman

A protester stands in front of a military vehicle approaching an agricultural facility where federal agents and immigration officers carried out an operation.

Photograph: Daniel Cole/Reuters

@photography
#photography
#US
#ICE
#protest

@photography

That 'operation' resulted in the death of a man who spent 10 years of his life picking tomatoes there.

@appassionato @photography so America is now turning into China
@sebgogola @appassionato @photography China wouldn't intentionally destroy it's agriculture sector.
@BLTpizza @appassionato @photography Im referring to citizens standing in front of tanks and military vehicles.

@BLTpizza @sebgogola @appassionato @photography

China wouldn't intentionally destroy its agriculture sector

Well, today you're gonna learn something new!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

Great Chinese Famine - Wikipedia

Degrowth or Extinction (@ecosurrealism@jorts.horse)

Attached: 1 image #tankGirl #antifa #solarpunk #hope

jorts.horse
@appassionato @photography
I love that she isn't bland photogenic model shaped. But I love more her bravery.

@appassionato @photography

I think this is what it must be like for many people talking to Trump every day, trying to get a single intelligent word out out of him.