Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen.
From the land of sky blue water.
Data, development, and the great outdoors.
All the major US TV networks have reportedly agreed to the White House’s request for airtime tomorrow 9pm EDT for President Trump to address the nation regarding the war with Iran.
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"The CyberCab doors will not operate until we reach your destination and your fare has been paid."
"I've changed my mind. Let me out."
"You have not reached your destination. You have not paid."
"I've changed my mind about my destination. Let me out here."
"You have not paid."
"Fine. What do I need to pay?"
"You only need to pay when you've reached your destination."
"This is my destination. Let me pay."
"We have not moved. The fare is -$32,768."
[Smoke fills cabin]
As the crew of Artemis IV glanced once more at the lunar surface, they knew it was time. They shuffled clumsily toward the lunar lander, ready to begin the process of heading back into the lunar orbit and a rendezvous with Orion for the journey home.
The final NASA astronaut, Tom, appeared to hesitate at the lander door.
Sensing her colleagues unusual motions, fellow astronaut Cassie turned to him.
“Everything okay Tom?” she said, via the intercom.
“Yeah…” he began to reply. “It’s just. I think. I think I’m gonna stay here, you know? Make a go of it.”
“Huh?” Said Jerome, the third crew member.
“Yeah, I’m gonna hang out here and see what I can do with the place,” Tom replied.
“Good joke!” Jerome said. “Now get in lander.”
“I’m not joking. You folks go on without me.”
“Tom,” Cassie interjected. “There is no atmosphere. No access to healthcare. There are wild temperature oscillations. The food is ultraprocessed garbage.”
“Are you talking about the moon, or the United States?” Tom retorted.
Cassie turned to Jerome.
“Yeah you know what I might stick around too.”
May 1 National General Strike
Time to bring fascism to its knees
Ezra Levin, co-founder of Indivisible, said on Saturday that a nationwide general strike is being planned for May 1 that will be modeled on the day of action residents of Minnesota organized in January against the brutality carried out by federal immigration enforcement officials.Appearing at the fl...
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