Mastodawn

Darn Good Dog

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500 Posts

I love food and dad jokes. Owner of East Tasty Candy Company. IG: @easttasty

I've got all my ducks in a row but these chickens have no concept of symmetry.

Is this a food pun or a sex joke?
#jokes #foodporn #food #puns

Time for my daily shit post meme.
#dadjokes #shitpost #memes

A little late for St. Patrick’s Day, but it is still true. This is a real picture and not a meme.
#stpatricksday #coffee #meme #memes #picture

You scream! I scream! We all scream for ice cream!
#icecream #food #foodie #foodporn #cooking

I’m suddenly craving Olive Garden. #dinner #food #cooking #tattoo

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/17-real-life-would-you-rathers-i-a-woman-have-had-to-ask-myself

1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Whipped cream is tasty!
#dessert #cooking #fun

Getting paid is her forte
Each and every day, true player way
I can't get her out of my mind (Wow)
I think about the girl all the time (Wow wow)

This is the future public transit enthusiasts want