Even though I lost my tennis match 5-7, 4-6 today, I will sleep well tonight knowing that I can scare the shit out of AA players.
This was my last post of 2023. Three weeks later my dad died. I ain’t saying SHIT this year.
This runs completely contrary to my longstanding and well-established type, but Ali Larter can still get it. 🥵
Me: “Happy birthday to me!” *clicks purchase*
Website: “Your order is being processed and will ship in 31 days”
Me: “Bet.”
Me: *opens order to look for tracking information*
Me: *opens order to look for tracking information*
Me: *opens order to look for tracking information*
Me: *opens order to look for tracking information*
Me: *opens order to look for tracking information*
Me: *opens order to look for tra
I mean, gendered bathrooms aren’t really a thing for me. I’ll use whatever bathroom is available, and I’m certainly not waiting in a line for the women’s restroom if the men’s restroom is empty. Y’all worry too much about the stupidest shit.
And also a 20 pound weighted blanket that is technically too heavy for my body weight. I don’t care. If drugged and lethally cozy is how I go, then that’s how I go.
I have been awake for nearly 24 hours, 8 of which were spent at a soccer tournament an hour away. I’m taking a FULL Unisom Pain Relief, putting on my sleep headphones with white noise cranked to 11, and peacing the FUCK out.
One of the biggest tragedies that not enough people are talking about is the Dr. Stone intro song change in season 1.
Does watching English Teacher on the Peloton while guzzling a large iced pumpkin spice latte count as working out?
New thing that I love: making a post on a server and seeing the online users list light up immediately after send it. 😂
