Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research.
Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.
But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.
I also administer https://discuss.systems/
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With Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux you can run all your favourite Windows and Linux apps side-by-side with a modern Linux kernel running cooperatively with the Windows kernel in ring 0. And unlike modern WSL, no hardware virtualisation is used so even your 486 can run it!
Please enjoy, I think this might be one of my greatest hacks of all time
If anybody is wondering, mastodon.social server got DDoSâd yesterday but it had no impact on cyberplace.social (and other Mastodon servers) - no queue issues either. Everything just worked as expected.
In other news, âdecentralisedâ network BlueSky has been down so much recently the status page doesnât even work.
Man, I go into therapy for the first time, and I come out and Tim Cook is stepping down.
Therapy works, fam.
RE: https://gamepad.club/@Doubleaa/116439063380985925
Remember the other day when I mocked Bluesky's outage? (https://mastodon.thenewoil.org/@nateb/116416170793551795)
This is what REAL decentralization looks like.
Happy Monday, got this gem from a UK org. The subject line was "GDPR request".
I think it sums up this particular shitshow perfectly tbh.
"we have processed your GDPR request and are now sending your deleted information to someone you do not know as confirmation we have deleted you"
Hailey
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