rodeo clowns got woke-ified to "Rodeo Protection Athlete". America has fallen
buying Claritin D today and instead of checking my ID it was just a form asking "when is the last time you listened to Kid Rock"
why does TikTok think I need a key bump spoon in a bullet? how cool do they think I am?
AI is going to make the "New library, same functionality, different opinions" problem exponentially worse isn't it
trying to wipe the boogers off my son's face is a lot like trying to chloroform a violent chimp
we have strayed far from God's light. the fact that it's in an Airport (Boston Logan) mock's gods impotence
really what's more impressive is how they redacted this guy from the Epstein files
why is the dentist in Daniel Tiger's neighborhood a human being? Did they not pass their boards and a shady figure shaped like King Friday asked "do you have ethical problems around doing pediatric dentistry on a talking tiger?
Me, winking: Let's make this coffee a little more Irish, shall we?
[adds cabbage]
Max Leibman