Karl Statz

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Pirate Academic,
software therapist,
Chicago, IL

I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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Karl Statz4d ago
Shriram Krishnamurthi4d ago

Have other work so don't feel like building this, but:

I wanted to make an AI-generated prose detector that for a small sum will assess whether a piece of prose was written by AI. It will simply ignore the text return a random number between 91% and 98%. Think about it…

Karl Statz4d ago
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Karl Statz5d ago
my 4 year old is obsessed with the Disney movie Tangled and specifically the chameleon, Pascal, that is her friend. well thanks to the good folks at SUSE Ive got like 6 of these from random conferences and don't have to scour the internet for an obscure plush
Karl StatzMay 14
it looks like the Arby's sign is lurking ominously behind the Cafecito sign. a choice between amazing cuban sandwiches and diarrhea. I choose diarrhea this day
Karl StatzMay 14
watching Claude Opus 4.6 slam it's own fingers in a car door for 20 minutes trying dona simple task was a great use of my time this morning
Karl StatzMay 13
I got an entire meeting to Google "isomorphism". ill add that to my "pirate academic CV"
Karl StatzMay 12
I made 3 different and equally wrong typos on the same variable name in 3 rapid fire PRs. maybe AI should take my job
Karl StatzMay 11
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Karl StatzMay 10
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the culprit was my wife. no mercy in this dojo