Chris Nelson

@chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
1,031 Followers
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230 Posts
Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.
Show threadChris Nelson1d ago
@msbellows @cobalt123 well this is just fun as can be, I'm blocked out of it and everyone is going on about how great it is. I'm out.
Chris Nelson1d ago
Ami Angelwings1d ago

#QuestionOfTheDay for a fighting tournament of all fictional characters, which 2 fictional characters would you want as your TV commentary team? Pick one for play-by-play and one for colour commentary/analysis.

#fiction #books #TV #television #videogames #games #movies #film #anime #manga #comics #comicbooks #ccgs #ttrpg

Show threadChris Nelson1d ago
@ami_angelwings play by play, the micromachines guy, and color commentary, Don Kanonji
Show threadChris Nelson1d ago
@msbellows @cobalt123 that one is blocked also, at least for me. Subscription banner blocks and locks page. Bummer
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Anon Opin1d ago
All buses should have a deep bucket of water next to the driver's cab. Passengers should be empowered to drop the phones of users playing music or taking calls without headphones into the bucket.
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impfmilf1d ago
#InsektenSamstag #Insekten #insects #bloomscrolling #flowers
Hatten wir heute schon #Plüschmors?
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abadidea1d ago
Odin's grandhumans are in town today and brought him a squeaky rubber chicken. Fortunately for our sanity, he seems to consider squeaking a toy to be a failure state to be avoided, so he holds them gently. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Mark McCaughrean2d ago

The huge carpenter bees in the garden (genus Xylocopa) continue to fascinate me, & this is one of my favourite pictures to date 🙂👍

It shows the subtle dichotomy of the gorgeous wing colouring – a bright metallic violet-blue in reflection & a deep crimson in transmission ❤️

The light dusting of yellow pollen offsets the otherwise dark head & body nicely 🙇‍♂️

#Photography 📷
#BugOfTheDay 🪰
#MacroPhotography 🔬
#InsectsOfMastodon 🕸️
#BackGardenEntomology 🪲

Chris Nelson1d ago
AI6YR Ben1d ago
Hey, the patent on this sewing machine cabinet has run out! Feel free to copy the design and sell if you like... #sewing #antique
Show threadChris Nelson1d ago
@msbellows pw;dr
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Alexander S. KunzJul 5

XKCD "Dreams"
https://xkcd.com/137/

#XKCD #Comic

Show threadBrian DavisJul 5
@alexskunz solid
Show threadAlexander S. KunzJul 5
@intrepidhero my all-time favorite. I've kept a copy on my hard drive ever since I first saw it.
Show threadIrenes (many)Jul 5
@alexskunz a classic. it is very important.
Show thread64 Islands Aroha CooperativeJul 5
@ireneista @alexskunz hidden text: “In Connor's second thesis it is stated
'There is no fate but what we make for ourselves! Does the routine destroy our creativity or do we lose creativity and fall into the routine?
Anyway, who's up for a road trip!”
Show threadIrenes (many)Jul 5
@airshipper @alexskunz ah! thanks for adding that
Show threadInsecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥Jul 5
@ireneista @alexskunz
That's a nice dream. It would be a shame if cisheteropastriarchal expectations…oh, oh no
Show threadToni AittoniemiJul 5
@alexskunz nuff said
Show threadDror BedrackJul 5
@alexskunz around age 35
Show threadMegatronicThronBanksJul 5
@alexskunz I wish Randall annoyed the crap out of me less. He did do a couple that are close to my heart, like "Engineering Hubris".
Show threadAdhc&Adlb Jul 5
@alexskunz Ah yes, democracy, famously without censorship.
Show threadcanleaf08 ⌘ ✅Jul 5
@alexskunz I am eloquently now PRO Democracy, PRO Trans, PRO LGBT, PRO Immigrantion, ANTI Fascist, Anti Orban, Anti LePen, Anti Wagenkneckt, Anti Hoecke, Anti Weidel, Anti Schwarzer, Anti Merz, Anti Poullievre, Anti Trump, most importantly Anti USA, I will write that proudly and not take care about fascist tears and feelings.
Show threadKatzentratschenJul 5
@alexskunz Your post is trending on mastodon.social.
Show threadcristina41Jul 5
@alexskunz hello sir
Show threadint*domi;*domi=0Jul 5
@alexskunz i think of this one often. helped shape my priorities in life.
Show threadminiBill (Leonardo)Jul 5
@alexskunz thank you. I needed that.
Show threadJay StephensJul 5
@alexskunz
I was already a regular reader before this one but somehow missed it.
🙏
Show threadalxtrnrJul 5

@alexskunz

#XKCD #Comic
One of my favourites...

Show threadsnowyfoxJul 5
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Show threadCavyherdJul 5

@alexskunz

Okay, yes. But, hear me out: exhaustion....

Show threadMaksym HazevychJul 5
@alexskunz literally me
Show threadShadSterlingJul 5

@alexskunz brings to mind this old quote:

“The true business of people should be to go back to school and think about whatever it was they were thinking about before somebody came along and told them they had to earn a living”—Buckminster Fuller

Show threadBananaft6d ago
@alexskunz what's the date of it? The site doesn't tell.
Show threadAlexander S. Kunz6d ago
@Bananaft it does. Go to https://xkcd.com/archive/ and hover your mouse over the title.
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

xkcd