It always annoys me when people complain about getting older on their birthday. There's only one way to stop aging and it's called death. Every journey around the sun is to be welcomed. Stop moaning

If someone says something along the lines of "it's not racist to like ice cream", their statement is true, but there's a 99% chance they're the kind of person who'd somehow find a racist way to like ice cream.

Martin Amis's books are revolting. He was a good writer, and I know it's all satirical, but there are still only so many times I can read about an irredeemably awful man being racist and sexist whilst contemplating his own tiny flaccid dick before I want to scream.

I understand that if you're in the public eye you're fair game for criticism. I find it incredibly, distasteful, however, that people can be monetised for constantly finding fault with everything one particular person does, wears or says.

Ectoplasm in Ghostbusters was a good movie prop because it looked relatable in that it looked like snot, which you can imagine, is disgusting, & tonally matches the film. The purple ooze in II was like a slimy child's toy and was less effective. Keep things simple and relatable.

I love Keeping Up Appearances, but it's hard to overlook how much it trivialised sexual assault by having so many old posh men touch Hyacinth up against her will.

The Birdseye lasagnes that supposedly had horse meat in them were really good. Probably should look into farming horses for meat.

For a man so well groomed, Freddie Mercury's moustache was a disgrace. Fully covered his lip. Bet he was disappointing to kiss.

The disappearance of hard sweets is a cynical ploy to get people to eat more. Soft skittles? Fuck off. A bag of Kop Kopp or aniseed balls lasted hours.

Can we please remove 'anonymous sources' from reporting? It's misleading. Anyone can technically be an anonymous source. Say it on record or it's worthless.