Best Car of the Year awards should not be collected by anyone from sales and marketing. It should be engineers and designers on stage, seeing as they're the ones who actually did the work being celebrated.

Anyone who gives the 2026 Wuthering Heights film any more than one star in their review needs to be banned from ever reviewing films ever again.

"Our first thoughts are with the victims" has become the new "I don't recognise that characterisation of events" for politicians, royals and celebs desperately trying to cover their arses with a hastily-contrived PR statement.

Referring to generations as if they are monolithic blobs is no different than treating everyone with a shared heritage as the same. "Jokes" that rely on that will be treated with the disdain of mother-in-law and racist jokes from the 70s are now.

A Bus stop placed directly outside a home should warrant a percentage of the fares taken to be paid to the homeowner.

If your tourism advert just contains generic shots of people drinking cocktails in a nondescript bar that could be anywhere in the world, you're basically advertising the fact that there is nothing special or unique about your destination.

The BBC should make all of the Peel Sessions available to stream on the Sounds app. They're recordings of incredible cultural significance and shouldn't be left to languish in a vault.

They should remove all mirrors from gyms. People would be in and out in no time.

If Jimi Hendrix was starting out today he'd be a guitar influencer on YouTube doing gear reviews and selling guitar courses for learning guitar. Why do none of these guys actually make music?

DPD is the worst delivery company because their alerts read 'your parcel will arrive between 12.00 - 1.00', when obviously they should read 'between 12.00 and 1.00' or 'from 12.00 - 1.00'. Absolute psychos.