Saw Take That interviewed recently. Mark Owen comes across like a child actor playing an old man.

If you wonder if feminism is still needed then watch men and women walking down the street . Men walk from a-b and women have to slalom around them.

If Andrew does lose his place in the line of succession, then there should be a referundem as to who takes his place.

Anyone who walks through the airport wearing a neck pillow should be added to the no fly list.

Doing a poo directly on top of your other half's poo, without flushing between, is really romantic. Poo hugs.

ITV's refusal to broadcast the 14th British Kebab Awards live is a travesty. Kebabs are a perfect indicator for our cultural melting pot: Mediterranean, South Asian, Kosher. They should be celebrating all these British ways of grilling meat on a stick.

Top 3 most annoying Geordies. 3. Robson Green 2. Alan Shearer 1. Sting

It's not two salmon fillets. It's one, sliced very thinly in to two.

Can we all agree that every April fools joke done by a business on social media is cringe.

One of the saddest things about the social media era is finding out that the musicians, actors and comedians you liked are rotten cunts.