CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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@catsalad Monday is a PSYOP.
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trying to eat healthier. so far this looks like eating some cucumber every day >_> not a lot but better than not eating some cucumber every day, so there's that
@eniko Careful, you cannot fast travel when overcucumbered.
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Sorry, my schedule is full...
@catsalad I feel so called out by this 
@catsalad me, but with meetings. Especially ad hoc meetings
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@pupxel @catsalad @aeva Was coming here to post this 😆
@catsalad Woof... An hour long call? Needs more recovery time.

@catsalad

Wow, you succeed to do all of this in just ONE day ?
It takes me a full month, sometimes a year !

@catsalad this - all if this!

Past employer couldn't understand why I got nothing done before a Daily and I had to explain to him that it literally kills my productivity!!!

@catsalad very very true. It requires the entire day

@catsalad

"Umm, can you stay on after the call to discuss something?"

"Sorry, I have a prior engagement."

@catsalad unfortunately, that's how my brain works and many people near me don't understand that.
@catsalad are...are you an instruction cache?
@catsalad Gonna need to see how much of the previous 3 days is PREPPING FOR A CALL before I accept this.

@catsalad

Most of my day’s look like that too. It’s been rough, but I carry on.

@catsalad ah yes, the neurospicy lifestyle, I know it well
@catsalad hmmm. you appear to be missing "dealing with the existential dread of preparing for a phone call" and " After anxiety after recovering from a call" might not be there either, as it doesnt appear to show anything after recovering from a call
@catsalad Exactly!!! Or even more!
@catsalad I can relate... and I make some of my money by teaching courses, some even online. To me, the key difference is: is this an expected call where both parties know at least approximately what to talk about or is it a cold call. Brrr...
@catsalad a friend of mine went through this anticipating an interview call a couple weeks ago. It worked out!
@catsalad I'd find a way to miss the call.
@catsalad You left out pretending to miss a call…
@catsalad sorry for taking this seriously but the most shocking thing I see here is having a call at 1PM.
@catsalad
😂😂😂
Not even time for a restorative chocolate or two…
@catsalad And there is still no lunch break scheduled. So sad.
@catsalad Wow! I thought that was only me. It can stretch to the whole week when it turns out the other side is some a**ehole who enjoys a bit of power, but not much brain.
@catsalad honestly, recovering should be much longer, maybe even extend 2 days
@catsalad Lol.. glad to see someone else does this...

@catsalad Only 4 hours preparing for the call, though?

Or am I missing the previous at least 2 days? 

@catsalad no time for lunch break? Daaaamn...
@catsalad this is me and my diary! I can relate.

@catsalad

I can relate so well.

last Friday, I had to go to a place at 12:20, important stuff, from waking up until 12 almost all I did was setting reminders, actively trying to remember, looking at the clock in horror every time I drifted off into work and checking if I have enough reminders, my schedule for that day was so full just because of this one event

@catsalad @chris_e_simpson 💯.
Definite introvert best practice!

@deborahh @catsalad @chris_e_simpson

Introverts “harmony wave”.. insert preferences and goals to “call” and “space time” should merge ?

@catsalad finally I feel seen.

@catsalad

Much too close to lunch. Better reschedule to a later time tomorrow.

@catsalad I'm going to start doing this to my work calendar tomorrow 😂👍